for $2,000 I can show you all the shit I've learned about web design. Not only static pages, but database driven, dynamic sites. At the end, you'll know everything I do. That's years of knowledge and experience. I made $400 dollars on my last job. So it shouldn't take you long to turn a profit.
let me know!. and no...this is not a joke! with all the connects you got and the people you know. Makin that 2 gz back is nuthin. That $2,000 will get you my cell phone/email/work phone/ AIM/MSN and 6 weeks of my time through any of those channels.