Woman calls 911 to report herself as drunk driver (mtt help me with title!)

[TONY206]

Woman calls 911 to report herself as drunk driver

(AP) – 2 days ago

NEILSVILLE, Wis. — The call came into the 911 dispatcher: "I don't want to hurt anybody. I'm drunk." And with that, Mary Strey, 49, of Granton, reported herself as a drunken driver about three miles northeast of Neilsville in central Wisconsin.

Clark County Sheriff's Chief Deputy Jim Backus said Monday that Strey's call on Oct. 24 led deputies to cite her for misdemeanor drunken driving with a blood-alcohol level double the legal limit to drive. She makes her first court appearance Dec. 10.

Backus said drunken drivers reporting themselves is rare.

In the 911 call, Strey said she wanted to report a drunken driver and the dispatcher asked if she was behind the suspect vehicle. "I am them," Strey said. She then followed the dispatcher's advice to pull over and turn on her flashers, telling him she had been "drinking all night long."

It was unclear if Strey has hired an attorney yet.

 

[-TiM C-]

goddamn, old ladies are too fucking honest

 

[savage]

Oh fuck I hope I don't get all blacked out, and start driving around and do this same shit. Waking up in D-tank and shit. Do not want.

 

[drewski.kalonji]

hahaha its kinda like a confession at church. except her dumbass is gonna have to pay something major and take classes. If only her son or daughter was around to stop her idiocracy!

 

[Tha Mack]

Title= Drunk bitch snitches on herself??????

 

[mrtonguetwista]

Im thinking Tony lol

 

[Meta4iCAL]

"I am them," <---lol, dumb bitch

 

[Rossibreath]

Mastursnitching?

 

[fahrenheit]

ummmm.... why not just pull over and call a cab?

 

[ChittyBang]

The fucked up thing is she did the right thing if she couldnt afford a taxi & she will get in mo shit than your average 5th dui offender

 

[Meta4iCAL]

The fucked up thing is she did the right thing if she couldnt afford a taxi & she will get in mo shit than your average 5th dui offender

she could have just pulled over and called a friend to come pick her up

or she could have just pulled over and gone to sleep

 

[BaSICCally]

why didnt she just pull over and call a cab. Now that stupid bitch is looking at re-hab and hella fines. What a stupid bitch.

 

[PhantomOfFunk]

what a vagina

 

[Gas One]

loll i am them

that needs a corresponding picture of a cat in mid air

DRUNK

I AM THEM

 

[montroller510]

how bout this title

STUPID BITCH IS STUPID

 

[MizeryMade]

DUMB BITCH

LOL

 

[Asmodeus]

Fucked up thing is the cops wont have any leniency on her at all. When shes doing the best she could. What you think would have happened if she was a cop? A free ride home or an escort sounds about right. Fucking backwards ass justice system.

 

[savage]

Yup, should have just called a friend or something. "hey i am drunk as fuck, come pick me up or i'll get a DUI...I'll give you like 20 bucks for gas money if you want". 20 bucks a lot cheaper than the fines she's probably facing.

 

[MizeryMade]

Yup, should have just called a friend or something.

Exactly. Someone could have called her a cab, or have a a designated driver. Any of those would have worked. If you know you gonna get fucked up, plan ahead.