Why I have OCD...

[AztecaCV]

^^ Oh no

 

[Dirt E. Needlez]

I keep looking at my teeth

meth will do that

 

[Bonekrusher408]

WHEN I HAVE WEED I HAVE TO SMOKE IT

 

[Toro]

Gotta have socks on while wearing jeans....shit don't feel right without them.

 

[RAPresentah]

I regularly have cell phone / key / ID badge freakouts while walking

I'm always sure I've lost all 3, and I never actually do

hahaha me too, my phone especially that fucker cost me to much an i stay losing shit

 

[Dirt E. Needlez]

I ALWAYS THINK I SMOKED ALL MY CRACK, WHEN I KNOW I HAVE SOME MORE I HID



SOMEWHERE




NOW WHERE DID I HIDE THAT SHIT

 

[m.w.merlino]

Damn,
I'm wishing I could trade 50% of my ADD for some OCD.

 

[G-Dubb]

I used to have it bad when I was a kid (I used to have to convince myself that everything in my room was "in the middle" before I could go to sleep until I was about 8.) But I'm over it for the most part... Now only when I get stressed out it kicks in bad... I usually have to touch things with my right hand a certain way... It's not like things need to be turned on or off or whatever, but my fingers need to touch things in a certain order and EVENLY... That's the key... Or sometimes my left and right hands have to touch my sides the same way as I'm walking or else it fucks me up... Or sometimes I have to have each hand touching the steering wheel the same way... Or when I'm driving I have to like, clench my teeth between telephone poles, then stop when I pass one, then do it again after I've passed it, and that shit will go on for miles... But some people get where they feel like something bad will happen if they don't do it... Not me... When I'm trippin on it I don't feel like something will happen, it feels like something is physically wrong with me until I do it and "fix it"... Shit is fucked up.

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

this shit aint even funny.

my lil sister got ocd and she only in middle school... its fuckin with her life heavy... no joke

shit is not anything to laugh at, its a medical disorder... fuck all yall talking shit about something u dont know shit about.

fuck this thread shit is not even cool

 

[Jae iLL]

dayum

 

[Dirt E. Needlez]

this shit aint even funny.

my lil sister got ocd and she only in middle school... its fuckin with her life heavy... no joke

shit is not anything to laugh at, its a medical disorder... fuck all yall talking shit about something u dont know shit about.

fuck this thread shit is not even cool

Get your fucking thong out of a knot, god damn relax it aint like muthafuckas is talking directly about her only.

If a muthafucka talking about cancer I aint finna get all defensive and butthurt about it cause someone in my family got it, fuck it...get over it

Now tell ya lil sister to go wash her hands again...and make sure she turned the lights off cause she might have forgotten.


Lol

 

[kevp]

also if I'm eating more than one kind of food on my plate, such as breakfast, I have to have equal portions of each with each bite, when I'm done eating I place my spoon, knife, and fork face down on the palte at the lower left hand corner of it...

Yeah me too...If I got an omolete and some hash browns and some toast and some busciuts/gravy, I can't finish the meal if I didn't ration it correctly and finish the hash browns before the eggs.

Except there's no corners on my plates I cant fuck with plates that aren't round.

I gotta break up my weed before I pack a bowl, can't stand it when mothafuckas throw a bowl sized nug in a bowl without breaking it up.

 

[bayflip]

when im driving and i roll down my windows, they have to be the same exact height

 

[AdolfOliverBush]

Ever since I lost my credit card and someone used it to go on a shopping spree at Target online, anytime I have my wallet in my hand I check to see if my credit card is in there. Luckily, my bank didn't make me pay for those charges.

 

[AdolfOliverBush]

Anybody remember the show "Crank Yankers" when Kevin Nealon would do those calls pretending to have O.C.D. and asking the person he's talking to to push buttons a certain amount of times? Those ones always cracked me up.