Why I have OCD...

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Jun 13, 2002
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What OCD tendencies do you have? For me:

Before I leave I always pause at the door and make sure I have my wallet, cell phone and keys.
I always unplug the microwave when I'm done.
I have all my electronics plugged in surge protectors and flip the off switch before I leave.
Always wear socks besides when I'm in the shower.
Start organizing or cleaning random things sometimes.
 

Nuttkase

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Jun 5, 2002
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I wash my hands atleast 20 times a day.
I touch the doorknob 12 times before I leave the house.
I can only stop reading a book on a page that has the number 3 in it.
I make sure all the shoes in my house are pointing north when I go to bed at night.
My toothbrush always has to lean to the left.


.......nah I'm just kidding. I check the stove a few times before I leave the house even when I haven't used it that day at all. That's about it.

Having severe OCD would suck though. I feel sorry for those people.
 
Nov 20, 2005
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i always make sure the a/c or heater is off before i leave. i try not to let my cousin touch the thermostat cuz she doesnt know how to use it correctly, i woke up this morning and my apt smelled like gas. :(

my shoes have to stay in their boxes and not scattered in my room.
the microwave clock HAS to be on.
my place has to be clean.
the sofa pillows cannot be on the floor.

i'm surprised my cousin hasnt moved out yet. i have issues lol :cry:

~k.
 
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I wash my hands atleast 20 times a day.
I touch the doorknob 12 times before I leave the house.
I can only stop reading a book on a page that has the number 3 in it.
I make sure all the shoes in my house are pointing north when I go to bed at night.
My toothbrush always has to lean to the left.


.......nah I'm just kidding. I check the stove a few times before I leave the house even when I haven't used it that day at all. That's about it.

Having severe OCD would suck though. I feel sorry for those people.
LOL.. for a second, u got me... i was like man this foo really ISSSSSS a nuttkase. hahahaha.
 
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AztecaCV

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I always check to see that the iron isn't plugged in before I leave, then sometimes I'll check it once, then be on my way to leave, then I'll have to go back to check it again, and I'll actually rub the wall outlets to see that any "Invisible" iron power cords aren't plugged in.
 
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Before I go to bed I make sure the stove is off, I do it in a certain order, right to left hitting all knobs at the bottom, finishing off with the oven knob up top, if I fuck up and miss a knob or something, I have to start the whole process again, also if I'm eating more than one kind of food on my plate, such as breakfast, I have to have equal portions of each with each bite, when I'm done eating I place my spoon, knife, and fork face down on the palte at the lower left hand corner of it...
 
Nov 4, 2005
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I have to tear 3 paper towels off the roll at a time

If im drinking a soda i have to wait 5 second before i take another sip

I have to flick the lights 3 times before i turn them on

When i'm fuckin, i have to get EXACTLY 33 pumps in which is kinda hard if i bust fast







J/K...It's just bothers me to have the closet door open for some reason
 

Defy

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I always hit my car alarm, walk away, then turn around to check if I turned it on

I do the keys, wallet, phone check....used to be the pager check

I keep shit in specific pockets tho...wallet, id, cards, money, change and things of that nature in the right, phone, lighter, cigs if i'm smoking in the left. bart ticket or parking card go in the back
 
Apr 11, 2008
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#18
OCD is a very interesting disease.....I advertised for participants in a study of obsessive-compulsive disorder. I was looking for therapy clients who were diagnosed with this disorder. The response was gratifying; I got 3,520 responses about three days after the ad came out.

And guess what?

They were all from the same person.