Why do you masturbate?

[Kenny Bianki]

Is it because of boredom? Just for fun?

I do it to get rid of pesky early morning or late night erections, also its a great sleep aid.

 

[Pandemik]

deffinitley a sleep aid, but idk sumtymes the shit jus pops up outta nowhere nd i gotta rub one out. cleanup sucks tho.

 

[DFDoom]

Because I don't fuck. Ta-da!

 

[diablo666]

i hate wet dreams pounding your cock helps

 

[TaxMan]

Is it because of boredom? Just for fun?

I do it to get rid of pesky early morning or late night erections, also its a great sleep aid.

All of the above.

 

[Homeless J]

Purely out of habit. I dont even particularly enjoy it anymore. It just seems like I have to do it every now and again, like cleaning out the pipes.

 

[Mayor of Tracy]

I'm addicted to it. Especially ever since I got high speed internet.

 

[TaxMan]

I'm addicted to it. Especially ever since I got high speed internet.

I think you're more addicted to porn since you got high speed internet. The masturbation just comes with the territory.

 

[Dirty Nappy]

Purely out of habit. I dont even particularly enjoy it anymore. It just seems like I have to do it every now and again, like cleaning out the pipes.

^^^^^What he said^^^^^

 

[MsKomatoze]

I masterbate cuz apparently i am the only master to my orgasms. Some get close.. but fail.. miserably.. which equals to them not really trying.. cuz i'm a mental orgasmer more than anything..

 

[DFDoom]

I masterbate cuz apparently i am the only master to my orgasms. Some get close.. but fail.. miserably.. which equals to them not really trying.. cuz i'm a mental orgasmer more than anything..

^^^^^^^^What she said^^^^^^^^

 

[MsKomatoze]

I THINK I CAN I THINK I CAN..... YES!! I JUST DID!! see how easy it is kids?

 

[DFDoom]

Stick around, Shea.

There is fun to be had around these parts.

 

[DFDoom]

So Shea, why do you...

Err, never mind Haaaaaaa.

 

[DFDoom]

You shootin' for the moon, and me with my natural wool pants.

Quite the combo.

Oy vey. Lol.

 

[Dirty Nappy]

The only person that can make me cum is Claire Dames

 

[DFDoom]

oy vey indeed!!! lol

[I had to gtmf cause I had no idea what oy vey meant] lol

oh... gtmf- "GOOGLE THAT MUH FUCKA"


mmmmmmmmm, natural wool pants.
in the words of the ever so skankin' Paris Hilton.....
"thats hot."

Stick with me, kid.
I'll teach you some yiddish.

 

[DFDoom]

The only person that can make me cum is Claire Dames

AKA Dirty Clappy?

 

[Dirty Nappy]

?? Google her
Oh yeah and Gianna Michaels can make me cum too

 

[MsKomatoze]

you know who makes me cum?? ME MUHFUCKA... I need no one else.. well except for claire..but that stays in the bedroom