Who Here Does NOT Own a Cell Phone?

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AdolfOliverBush

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Who here is a loser like me and does not own a cell phone?

I tried to be cool and own one like everyone else, but being cool is just too expensive. Besides, cooler new phones are always coming out and I just can't keep up with the trendiness. When I had a cell phone, it just made me feel so important. I would always talk to someone on it, even if it was someone I didn't particularly like or someone I just talked to an hour ago. But if people saw me talking on my cell phone, they realized how important I was. I really felt important talking on my cell phone in the car. Everyone on the freeway could see how important I was. Fuck talking to the person riding with me or listening to music. Or I would always tuck my shirt behind my cell phone when it was on my belt loop so everyone could see my cell phone and see that at any moment, someone could call me or I could call them.

But now, I realized that being cool is just too expensive. I also realized that I don't give a fuck what other people think of me and I don't need a cell phone to feel important. :cry:
 
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I was on an anti-cell phone campaign for many years. I never owned a cell phone, never wanted one, was never amazed by how tiny ones phone is, or how many cool features it has, like taking shit quality pictures or even shittier quality 8 second videos. Nor did I ever care to download Dr. Dre or some other faggot rapper for $2.99 and use it as my ringer.

That is until very recently. My company thought it would be a good idea and bought me one. So I pay no bills. I have probably one of the most basic phones you’ll ever see – no camera, no video, no microwave, no corny games, no catchy rings, no nothing. In fact, as surprising as this might sound to some of you, my phone actually rings!!! What a concept! Just a fucking phone that I use to communicate with other humans as it was intended to do.
 
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AdolfOliverBush

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2-0-Sixx said:
I was on an anti-cell phone campaign for many years. I never owned a cell phone, never wanted one, was never amazed by how tiny ones phone is, or how many cool features it has, like taking shit quality pictures or even shittier quality 8 second videos. Nor did I ever care to download Dr. Dre or some other faggot rapper for $2.99 and use it as my ringer.

That is until very recently. My company thought it would be a good idea and bought me one. So I pay no bills. I have probably one of the most basic phones you’ll ever see – no camera, no video, no microwave, no corny games, no catchy rings, no nothing. In fact, as surprising as this might sound to some of you, my phone actually rings!!! What a concept! Just a fucking phone that I use to communicate with other humans as it was intended to do.
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Does it make you feel important?
 
mustynutz

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lol my boy still has a Tracfone...lmao....like $60 for 30 mins or some shit....i just dont see how ANYONE cant afford a fuckin metro....cmon now you got homeless muthafucka wit cellphones better then his....10 year old kids got cameraphones and sidekicks....fuck man upgrade already...cmon

i mean i see dopefiend in the TL that got the latest metro....fuck....


i'm still rockin my Nokia 5100 series....lmao
 
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Yes.
When I walk into a bank and the cashier ask me a question, I make sure to briefly look them in the eye and nod my head ever so slightly while talking very loud to the person on the other line. It sends a clear message to everyone in the bank that I’m too important to interrupt my phone call to answer the persons question with actual words.
 
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i have a cell phone for work...dont use it otherwise. very few have the # outside of my place of business. just hate being so "available" to everybody,shit gets on my nerves. i like to talk on my terms,not when you get the urge to chit chat
 
MizeryMade

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I don't own a cell phone. Never really cared to have one. I'd only be using it for emergency situations. Other than that, I'd have no other use for it. I don't use a regular phone that much as it is. My conversations don't last longer than 2-3 minutes.

My youngest sister was the last person in my immediate family to get a cell phone. SHE'S 14. Why exactly does a 14 year old need with a cell phone? To impress her friends? NICE FUCKIN' LIFE. She's not payin' the bill obviously, so she could give a fuck less.

My grandmother got a cell phone for Christmas. I'm not sure how many minutes she had on her phone, but between the time she got it to January 7, she'd already used up all her minutes. Call me crazy, but that seems like a waste.
 
~*LaCeNa*~

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i used to own a metro upgraded to a flip one then my dumb ass gave it to my ex to take with him when his new gurlfriend was goin' into labor with his kid incase he needed it for sum reason i never saw it again ..... and i even had insurence on the mutrha f*ker but didn't want to deal with file'n a report with the police that i lost it even though i just had to say it fell outta my pocket sumewhere....I just chocked it 2 the game ......but lately i've been tryin to get me one
 
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MizeryMade said:
I don't own a cell phone. Never really cared to have one. I'd only be using it for emergency situations. Other than that, I'd have no other use for it. I don't use a regular phone that much as it is. My conversations don't last longer than 2-3 minutes.

My youngest sister was the last person in my immediate family to get a cell phone. SHE'S 14. Why exactly does a 14 year old need with a cell phone? To impress her friends? NICE FUCKIN' LIFE. She's not payin' the bill obviously, so she could give a fuck less.

My grandmother got a cell phone for Christmas. I'm not sure how many minutes she had on her phone, but between the time she got it to January 7, she'd already used up all her minutes. Call me crazy, but that seems like a waste.
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what the fuck? are you posting from the year 1990?
 
45Yr Old Virgin

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if you don't need to be contacted at any given time, you don't need a cell phone really. former co-worker at work never owned one till 6 months ago. he's become a substitute teacher so he's on call all the time and had to get it or else. so you can live without one depending in what you do. i went to the philippines in the summer and saw fucking thirdworld no teeth mufuckers TEXTING!!!!!!!!
 
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Nuttkase said:
Nope...don't want one either. If you call my house and I don't answer than I'm already busy. I don't need people calling me every 30 minutes.

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yup yup..if ya want to talk to me call my house,leave a message...and if i want to talk to you ill call YOU!!!
 
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