Who got kids???!!

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Jul 15, 2002
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D-Skrilla said:
My sis has 2 bastard kids and I help her out wit em. So it seems like I have 2 of em.
Same here my sister got a bastard little girl that I help out and raise. I'd kill ah muthafucka about my niece mayne.

As for myself...no no kids. I don't plan on having any and marriage is one route you couldn't pay me to take!!!
 
Jun 27, 2002
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my bitch got two kids.....i aint never seen some kids sell dope as fast as they do, them 5th graders be coppin two hundred shots and shit, i cant even cop fast enough, come home and find like them and 9 pissed off 5th graders that need some shit sittin on my porch...sittin there with gold teeth,passin backwood blunts and drinkin 40's talkin bout "Nigga you got my dope or what, or we gone have to fuck you up...you fuckin wit my money man"

i done had to take the strap up to the school a few times on em.....but they mopped me up last time and took my 9....

i think i see one of em waitin outside for me now....shit !
 
Aug 20, 2004
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mustynutz said:
my bitch got two kids.....i aint never seen some kids sell dope as fast as they do, them 5th graders be coppin two hundred shots and shit, i cant even cop fast enough, come home and find like them and 9 pissed off 5th graders that need some shit sittin on my porch...sittin there with gold teeth,passin backwood blunts and drinkin 40's talkin bout "Nigga you got my dope or what, or we gone have to fuck you up...you fuckin wit my money man"

i done had to take the strap up to the school a few times on em.....but they mopped me up last time and took my 9....

i think i see one of em waitin outside for me now....shit !
Im glad i aintthe only one!

I got GOD-daughter...and shes my ray of light...buy none of my own...kids are great...if they aint yours...
 
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I just had my son 11 days ago. He's named after me. I might have a 5 or 6 month old from some dumb bitch. I dodged her calls till she stopped calling me, kuz she's was a lying bitch the day I met her, and I think she's lying about the kid now too. She crank called me a few months back, and made a fake ass goo-goo-gaga noise on the phone. I know where she lives, so I'm thinking about spying on her pad just to make sure she doesn't walk out pushing a stroller, kuz it's kinda starting to bother me that I might have another kid over there. I actually met her over the internet ... NEVER doing that shit again. Worst one night stand I ever had.
 
Jul 15, 2002
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Goodfella said:
i think only sons can be bastards....just like only a boy can be a "son of a bitch"
Bzzzzzzzzzzz wrong!!!!

BASTARD: a person born of unmarried parents. BOY OR GIRL!!!

Son of a bitch is more like a saying. Just some shit somebody made up....Pretty cool little saying though.