whitegirl hates "SCARPS".....bangin' lol
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White girls
(Suzie, Janet Karen)
Going through my mind
(Sarah, Jess, and Judy too)
White girls
(Julie, Beth, and Sharon)
Help me unwind
(The more I see, the more I do)
Don't Tell Minister Farrakhan
(That's right)
He don't want to know what's going on
(Okay)
'Cause white girls won't go away
Ticket to ride / white girl highway
Tell all the white girls / they could swing my way
What up, baby girl? / How you doin, is you single?
Have you ever messed / with a light-skinned Mandingo?
And I could give a damn / what all my friends say to me
You and me baby / could start making up for slavery
Girl, I'm just playin'/ I got a white mom
You got any Black in you? / (No) Would you like some?
Oh word, you like my songs / that be playing on the radio?
Well you know the sincerest / form of flattery's fellatio
I ain't a picky guy / so I really don't care
If you a hippy white chick/ who got underarm hair
Or a ghetto white chick / who be trying to act Black
With your name on a chain / and your hair slicked back
You could be from anywhere / Maine down to Malibu
Cross a trailer park / on the way to Park Avenue
See me with a Black girl / you got the wrong man
Or might have just been / a white girl with a tan
And sisters don't get mad / 'cause I'm out banging white chicks
'Cause we all look the same / when you turn off the light switch
See back in the day / I was getting no play
Then I went the white girl way / like O. J.
So you can [inaudible] / but I'm sorry O'Shea
'Cause I got my white girl / and everything's okay
White girls
(Suzie, Janet Karen)
Going through my mind
(Sarah, Jess, and Judy too)
White girls
(Julie, Beth, and Sharon)
Help me unwind
(The more I see, the more I do)
Don't Tell Minister Farrakhan
(That's right)
He don't want to know what's going on
(Okay)
'Cause white girls won't go away
I've / had
Rich ones, poor ones / I even had some famous ones
Like Traci Lords, Houstin / and Jenna Jameson
Right about now / I'm on probation for three years
'Cause I caught a stat case / for having sex with Britney Spears
Getting head in the dressing room / I bust on her chin
Oops (pfff) / I did it again
Gweneth Paltrow always said / I be making her laugh
She gave me head 'cause if I hit it / I'd break her in half
She ain't even the only / white actress on my matress
I even had sex with that / fat chick from The Practice
Bang Katie Holmes / who's always trying to take me home
Call me on the phone saying / "Casey make me moan"
Smoking weed on a [inaudbile]/ on a higher plane
I hate country music / want to bang Shania Twain
Whether short or tall / whether blonde or brunette
I ain't met a white girl / who I wouldn't do yet
And I got Alyssa Milano / hitting high notes like soprano
When we all up in my bedroom / making some mulattoes
I really don't think / there's a girl that I missed
I used to like Mariah / 'til I learned she was mixed
For those who's getting furious / please don't take me serious
I'm just wil'in out / like Eddie Murphy in "Delirious"
But if you took offense / and you're Black or you're white
I'm glad you did sucker / 'cause you way too uptight
(Suzie, Janet Karen)
Going through my mind
(Sarah, Jess, and Judy too)
White girls
(Julie, Beth, and Sharon)
Help me unwind
(The more I see, the more I do)
Don't Tell Minister Farrakhan
(That's right)
He don't want to know what's going on
(Okay)
'Cause white girls won't go away
Ticket to ride / white girl highway
Tell all the white girls / they could swing my way
What up, baby girl? / How you doin, is you single?
Have you ever messed / with a light-skinned Mandingo?
And I could give a damn / what all my friends say to me
You and me baby / could start making up for slavery
Girl, I'm just playin'/ I got a white mom
You got any Black in you? / (No) Would you like some?
Oh word, you like my songs / that be playing on the radio?
Well you know the sincerest / form of flattery's fellatio
I ain't a picky guy / so I really don't care
If you a hippy white chick/ who got underarm hair
Or a ghetto white chick / who be trying to act Black
With your name on a chain / and your hair slicked back
You could be from anywhere / Maine down to Malibu
Cross a trailer park / on the way to Park Avenue
See me with a Black girl / you got the wrong man
Or might have just been / a white girl with a tan
And sisters don't get mad / 'cause I'm out banging white chicks
'Cause we all look the same / when you turn off the light switch
See back in the day / I was getting no play
Then I went the white girl way / like O. J.
So you can [inaudible] / but I'm sorry O'Shea
'Cause I got my white girl / and everything's okay
White girls
(Suzie, Janet Karen)
Going through my mind
(Sarah, Jess, and Judy too)
White girls
(Julie, Beth, and Sharon)
Help me unwind
(The more I see, the more I do)
Don't Tell Minister Farrakhan
(That's right)
He don't want to know what's going on
(Okay)
'Cause white girls won't go away
I've / had
Rich ones, poor ones / I even had some famous ones
Like Traci Lords, Houstin / and Jenna Jameson
Right about now / I'm on probation for three years
'Cause I caught a stat case / for having sex with Britney Spears
Getting head in the dressing room / I bust on her chin
Oops (pfff) / I did it again
Gweneth Paltrow always said / I be making her laugh
She gave me head 'cause if I hit it / I'd break her in half
She ain't even the only / white actress on my matress
I even had sex with that / fat chick from The Practice
Bang Katie Holmes / who's always trying to take me home
Call me on the phone saying / "Casey make me moan"
Smoking weed on a [inaudbile]/ on a higher plane
I hate country music / want to bang Shania Twain
Whether short or tall / whether blonde or brunette
I ain't met a white girl / who I wouldn't do yet
And I got Alyssa Milano / hitting high notes like soprano
When we all up in my bedroom / making some mulattoes
I really don't think / there's a girl that I missed
I used to like Mariah / 'til I learned she was mixed
For those who's getting furious / please don't take me serious
I'm just wil'in out / like Eddie Murphy in "Delirious"
But if you took offense / and you're Black or you're white
I'm glad you did sucker / 'cause you way too uptight
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