When your asshole itches...

[Dana Dane]

.. ummm.. I must be thinking of another "Kama Sutra" product then... lol.. because the Honey Dust I had came with a mini duster and its meant to be dusted on and licked off..

Tis the same, my dear. It is a moisture repellant. You can use it on your shoes to kill odors, in your panties to uhhmmm, kill odors, you can dust it between your thighs to stop the chafing on hot summer days in skirts. Do you still have some? Put some water in a glass and pour some a nice layer on top of it. Stick your finger in the glass, and the honey dust makes a protective coating on your finger, you don't get wet. Its a trip!!!

 

[KALYN]

Tis the same, my dear. It is a moisture repellant. You can use it on your shoes to kill odors, in your panties to uhhmmm, kill odors, you can dust it between your thighs to stop the chafing on hot summer days in skirts. Do you still have some? Put some water in a glass and pour some a nice layer on top of it. Stick your finger in the glass, and the honey dust makes a protective coating on your finger, you don't get wet. Its a trip!!!

Wowzers.. I had no idea... and nah its all gone-- there was an accident.. :devious:

 

[crazy707]

Dam, yall is funny as hell!

 

[Fridge]

Wowzers.. I had no idea... and nah its all gone-- there was an accident.. :devious:

... I haven't been able to shit for weeks.

 

[mR.SiPpYGeTiPpY]

oh bwoy this thread is straight foolishness! thanks for the laughs..

really doe, when that happens, aint nothin to do but to ride it out til you get home.. what was it melotrauma said?.. Yeah, aint nothin better then a jet of water on your ass from the shower! on one of those sticky itchy days..

 

[azryda420]

Sweat aint the culprit. You didnt wipe your ass all the way and the shit causes it to be uncomfortable. Next time use a wet wipe. lol

I just make sure no ones looking and scratch it. HAHAHAHAHAH

Then head to the shitter for a dry stall run.

 

[crazy707]

^^^That's how I do it. If it really is bothering me then I try and secretly scratch. Like stand against a wall and put my hands behind my back and go for it.

 

[AlcoholicLoser]

what about when your asshole burns cuz you ate too much fuckin hot sauce on your tacos.. them jalapeno shits aint no joke

 

[Hu$tle530]

what about when your asshole burns cuz you ate too much fuckin hot sauce on your tacos.. them jalapeno shits aint no joke

Damn, bringin back memories :dead:

Jalapenos though?

Try eating HABANEROS..............

 

[azryda420]

what about when your asshole burns cuz you ate too much fuckin hot sauce on your tacos.. them jalapeno shits aint no joke

This usually requries a splash of water on the ass after the initial wipe. The tissue puts the fire out, the water will put out the coles. lol

 

[BAMMER]

psoriasis or hemoroids..........don't scratch.......rub

LOLZ

 

[headhancho209]

funny ass thread, id try to rub up against sumtin ..

 

[azryda420]

cant you get hemorhoids or sumthing from scratchin at your starfish like that.

 

[KALYN]

... I haven't been able to shit for weeks.

.. I'm not one to put someone's business out there.. but now that you brought it up... I hope you got that handled.

 

[azryda420]

... I haven't been able to shit for weeks.

This is what happens when you get your shit pushed in.

 

[Base4esteban]

where do you lick it off your poon or your poop

^hahahaha

 

[KALYN]

funny ass thread

Literally.

 

[nofx]

jus rock back n forth

 

[BOBBY ROGERS]

I carry a dildo around for those occasions... nobody questions your intention when you shove a dildo down your ass crack.

Only you are the wiser.

oooooh

 

[Techniq]

fucc that i'll juss turn n have my bacc face tha wall, then casually dig in! i dunno homie, i wipe my ass so i dont gotta trip off streak markz n shit, it'z all clean... sometimez i'll jus be walkin n i'll feel like i wanna jump all tha sudden cuz all tha sudden it juss hitz me n i'm like daaaaaamn i need 2 scratch that shit sooooon