When your asshole itches...

[Little Daz]

and there are lots of people around and no bathroom to go wipe it out...what do you do?

Do you just reach in there and scratch?
Try and lean up against something that can get in there and kinda try and rub?
Or do you try and fart or make any action back there to calm it down?

If I'm walking in public, I try to avoid just reaching in. I also keep myself from being noticed while making the uncontrollable jerking motion with my legs as I walk. If you just dig in, you are subjecting yourself to streaks in your underwear. This will make you stink like shit for the day.

Wait it out! Get to a rest room and wipe the sweat from between your ass cheeks (sweat is the main culprit). After a good wipe, you should be ready to walk with out further embarrassment.

 

[DASICCLV702]

FOOL U TOOK MY IDEA OF A THREAD!!!!!!

 

[Chree]

lol u let it itch, i aint bout to shove my hands down my pants and mess with it lol

 

[Dana Dane]

Wipe better from jump and you shouldn't have them problems.

There is a Kama Sutra product you can order called Honey Dust that will eliminate the sweat between your ass cheeks.

 

[Little Daz]

I've been scratchin like a dog all winter. It's never been this bad. I'm out of shape, I think that's it really. I sweat more, then I get itchy as the skin dries out.

 

[Fridge]

I carry a dildo around for those occasions... nobody questions your intention when you shove a dildo down your ass crack.

Only you are the wiser.

 

[killahoe666]

baby powder

 

[RAPresentah]

foulest thread on siccness..

 

[bo$$tycoon]

it aint called siccness for no reason...

 

[jm_91688]

baby powder

^^^^

 

[og MS]

LOL!!!!!!!

 

[SLY]

I scratch it with my bare finger and them smell it

 

[Pig-Homo]

YOU LET IT ITCH AND DEAL WITH IT!

 

[fodewada]

gerbil power to the rescue

 

[KALYN]

There is a Kama Sutra product you can order called Honey Dust that will eliminate the sweat between your ass cheeks.

.. ummm.. I must be thinking of another "Kama Sutra" product then... lol.. because the Honey Dust I had came with a mini duster and its meant to be dusted on and licked off..

 

[KALYN]

foulest thread on siccness..

Somebody link this man.. ..lol.. because this is NOTHIN'... :devious:

 

[fodewada]

.. ummm.. I must be thinking of another "Kama Sutra" product then... lol.. because the Honey Dust I had came with a mini duster and its meant to be dusted on and licked off..

where do you lick it off your poon or your poop

 

[KALYN]

where do you lick it off your poon or your poop

My poon or my poop..? ..are you askin' if its supposed to be licked off the na or the ass..? .. whatevers clever... ..the na, ass, neck, back of the knees.. :devious:

 

[fodewada]

i might have to put it on my girls ears because she forgot to wash and that wax just aint right

 

[KALYN]

i might have to put it on my girls ears because she forgot to wash and that wax just aint right

... are we still talking about Honey Dust..? ..because I know youre not telling me youre gonna lick the earwax out your girl's ears.... I mean.. right? tell me thats not what youre sayin'....