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drewski.kalonji

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May 17, 2002
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LET THE TACO DECIDE a short story by drewski kalonji

So I started dating this older girl that was pretty cool, had a lot of good attributes, but in my mind we would never "fit" together for a longterm future. So week after week while I was just having fun she was getting more and more serious so I could sense a crossroads coming on.....

On mamas the last night we were together I took her to a taqueria/cantina..... And when it comes time for her to order she asks for a plate that included TACOS WITHOUT ONIONS OR CILANTRO. Followed with a "I don't like spicy foods" comment. WTF lol I almost spit out my jarritos laughing cause I knew I just arrived at that crossroads. We were two totally different people and the taco validated it. It was a taco turning point if you will.

Still stayed the night at her house, got my nut, but I knew it was a wrap between me and her. PS then I did the asshole dude thing and never called and blocked her.

THE END

 

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