What's the "talent" like where you work?
- Thread starter L Mac-a-docious
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Oh man, my work....I got some FAT BITCHES! And I'm not talking about PHat bitches, I mean FAT as in morbidly obese! These fucking bitches are so god damn fat they can lay down and stand up and their height dont change. Bitches are so god damn kicked man, I'm seriously frightened to look outside of my cubicle! Fuck, I wish I was at your work...
MSAN THERES SOME TORE UP HOES HERE BOY....IF YOU WANNA SEE WHAT A JACKAL CROSSED WITH A DAMN HYENA LOOKS LIKE COME LOOK AT THESE HOES....IM TALKIN FAT, EXTRA FAT AND OBESE....FUCKED UP TITTIES (2 DIFFERENT SIZES)...HELLA FUPA'S HERE, THIS IS FUPA CENTRAL...WE GOT THE BIGGEST AND BEST....( FUPA IS FRONT UPPER PUSSY AREA...AKA THE GUNT )
THERES THE ASIAN HOES THAT ARE IN ACCOUHTING THAT ARE GOOD AT MATH AND MARRIED WHITE BOYS TO LIVE THE AMERICAN DREAM....THE NASTY GHETTO BLACK BITCHES..WE GOT ONE FROM EVERY PROJECT OR SET IN THE WEST/EAST BAY...JUST LOOK FOR THE GREEN WEAVES AND THE KNOCKOFF LV PURSES AND THE ENDLESS STORIES ABOUT THEY 3 BABY DADDIES...THAT ARE ALL IN JAIL
THE STUCK UP WHITE BITCHES THAT ONLY TALK TO YOU IF YOU MAKE OVER $50,000 (SIMILAR TO THE ASIAN GIRLS) AND ARE IN A HIGHER POSITION ( I GOT A POSISTION FOR YOU BITCH..ON YOUR KNEES)
THE LESBIANS.....WITH THERE SHORT HAIR AND NON SMILING WAYS, WE GET ALONG CAUSE WE BOTH REALIZE THERES NOTHIN TO REALLY FUCK IN THIS BUILDING
THE OVERLY OBESE.....IF YOU EVER WANT TO KILL A SUDDEN BONER...WALK OVER TO THE DESK WITH THE FAT BITCXH WHO CAN BARELY FIT IN HER CHAIR...AND TAKE A GOOD WHIFF, THAT SMELL IS ROTTEN BALONEY AND BUFFALO SWEAT MIXED WITH MOLD...AKA "THE FAT PEOPLE SMELL"
THE OLD LADIES THAT BRING WEIRD FOOD FOR EVERYONE THAT NO ONE EATS...THAT HAVE BEEN WORKING HERE SINCE THEY WERE 18 AND NEVER ASKED FOR A HIGHER POSITION AND HAVE BEEN MAKING THE SAME MONEY FOR 20 YEARS...THEY JUST "WORK"
THE OLD LADIES THAT ONLY SPEAK SPANISH OR TAGALOG.....HOW THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN IN THIS COUTRY AND WORKING FOR YOUR WHOLE LIFE AND YOU NEVER LEARNED ENGLISH...WHO THE FUCK INTERVIEWED YOU CAUSE NO ONE BUT YOU SPEAKS SPANISH OR FILIPNO? AND THIS BITCH MAKES MORE THEN ME ? WTF?
THE FAT GIRL THAT THINKS SHE ACTUALLY CUTE BY WEARIN 1/2 TOPS AND THONGS, BUT SHE WEIGHS 180+ AND HER GUNT HANGS OVER HER PANTS, YEAH SHES A 44FF CUP, BUT WOITHOUT THAT BRA SHED NEED A DAMN SHOPPING CART FOR THOSE TITS
AND I DIDNT KNOW THEY MADE THONGS IN THAT SIZE....WHY DOES SHE JACK IT ALL THE WAY UP TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE SEEIT WHEN SHE BEND OVER THE THE THONG STRING IN JACKED 1/2 WAY UP HER BACK BY HER SHOULDER BLADES..
AND IF I SEE ONE MORE EXXXXTRA FAT GIRL WITH A "69" TATTOO IM GONNA LOSE IT
WHO THE FUCK IS 69IN YOU...? CMON....ONLY THING YOU 69'N IS SOME DAMN CHICKEN NUGGETS....YOU EATIN 69 AT A TIME....
HER SIDE VIEW LOOKS LIKE A SIDE VIEW OF A STACK OF PANCAKES....FIRST LAYER IS THE TITS, THEN THE GUT, THEN THE FUPA.....OR THE FAT BITCHES THAT CANT WEAR JEANS AND WEAR THE SAME MOOMOO EVERYDAY....
THERES THE ASIAN HOES THAT ARE IN ACCOUHTING THAT ARE GOOD AT MATH AND MARRIED WHITE BOYS TO LIVE THE AMERICAN DREAM....THE NASTY GHETTO BLACK BITCHES..WE GOT ONE FROM EVERY PROJECT OR SET IN THE WEST/EAST BAY...JUST LOOK FOR THE GREEN WEAVES AND THE KNOCKOFF LV PURSES AND THE ENDLESS STORIES ABOUT THEY 3 BABY DADDIES...THAT ARE ALL IN JAIL
THE STUCK UP WHITE BITCHES THAT ONLY TALK TO YOU IF YOU MAKE OVER $50,000 (SIMILAR TO THE ASIAN GIRLS) AND ARE IN A HIGHER POSITION ( I GOT A POSISTION FOR YOU BITCH..ON YOUR KNEES)
THE LESBIANS.....WITH THERE SHORT HAIR AND NON SMILING WAYS, WE GET ALONG CAUSE WE BOTH REALIZE THERES NOTHIN TO REALLY FUCK IN THIS BUILDING
THE OVERLY OBESE.....IF YOU EVER WANT TO KILL A SUDDEN BONER...WALK OVER TO THE DESK WITH THE FAT BITCXH WHO CAN BARELY FIT IN HER CHAIR...AND TAKE A GOOD WHIFF, THAT SMELL IS ROTTEN BALONEY AND BUFFALO SWEAT MIXED WITH MOLD...AKA "THE FAT PEOPLE SMELL"
THE OLD LADIES THAT BRING WEIRD FOOD FOR EVERYONE THAT NO ONE EATS...THAT HAVE BEEN WORKING HERE SINCE THEY WERE 18 AND NEVER ASKED FOR A HIGHER POSITION AND HAVE BEEN MAKING THE SAME MONEY FOR 20 YEARS...THEY JUST "WORK"
THE OLD LADIES THAT ONLY SPEAK SPANISH OR TAGALOG.....HOW THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN IN THIS COUTRY AND WORKING FOR YOUR WHOLE LIFE AND YOU NEVER LEARNED ENGLISH...WHO THE FUCK INTERVIEWED YOU CAUSE NO ONE BUT YOU SPEAKS SPANISH OR FILIPNO? AND THIS BITCH MAKES MORE THEN ME ? WTF?
THE FAT GIRL THAT THINKS SHE ACTUALLY CUTE BY WEARIN 1/2 TOPS AND THONGS, BUT SHE WEIGHS 180+ AND HER GUNT HANGS OVER HER PANTS, YEAH SHES A 44FF CUP, BUT WOITHOUT THAT BRA SHED NEED A DAMN SHOPPING CART FOR THOSE TITS
AND I DIDNT KNOW THEY MADE THONGS IN THAT SIZE....WHY DOES SHE JACK IT ALL THE WAY UP TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE SEEIT WHEN SHE BEND OVER THE THE THONG STRING IN JACKED 1/2 WAY UP HER BACK BY HER SHOULDER BLADES..
AND IF I SEE ONE MORE EXXXXTRA FAT GIRL WITH A "69" TATTOO IM GONNA LOSE IT
WHO THE FUCK IS 69IN YOU...? CMON....ONLY THING YOU 69'N IS SOME DAMN CHICKEN NUGGETS....YOU EATIN 69 AT A TIME....
HER SIDE VIEW LOOKS LIKE A SIDE VIEW OF A STACK OF PANCAKES....FIRST LAYER IS THE TITS, THEN THE GUT, THEN THE FUPA.....OR THE FAT BITCHES THAT CANT WEAR JEANS AND WEAR THE SAME MOOMOO EVERYDAY....
but the other didnt buy what I was sellin :angry: .
i work in a warehouse and its mostly old dudes and barely any females. the decent ones work in the sales section where i do not work and they're older than me and i ain't special like they think they are so i can't do shit. then there's some of the students who work there when they are out for the semester or what but still too far in between. so i am stuck with alot of old beer bellied white dudes
shieeeet, I work at fuckin UPS loading fuckin trucks alllll night long. Only one girl on my belt and she a FAT UGLY STANK bitch... loadin them trucks get to sweatin. My supervisor had me go help her once cuz she move kinda slow, Jesus. Them trucks is only so big nah mean? Shit wasn't pleasant.. anyway, upstairs is where they do smalls sort (u know them next day air letters and shit) up there got some dyme pieces, but us grunts downstairs dont get to see em til they come down.