I just woke up a few minutes ago and I think I just took the longest piss of my life..Im not even exaggerating. I actually had to pee all last night when I was sleeping. but I was having bomb ass dreams and I didnt feel like gettin up and walkin to the bathroom, so I held it in. I just let loose like a fuckin fire hose. I honestly think I was pissing for over minute. Thats a fuckin lot if you sit and think about it. My usual pisses are about 20 seconds long..this was longer than 60!!
I dare any of you to say you've pissed for a longer time.
I dare any of you to say you've pissed for a longer time.