What you got as your voicemail message

[killahoe666]

Right now I just got the basic sorry i missed your cal blah blah b/s for work reasons.

before I had the "hello.........hey what up.......... hello?" then answering machine kicked on.......... always had all kinds of funny shit on my messages folx would get all juiced over it.......... specially if it was sum1 calling from work

 

[AC Transit]

the cell company VM with no name just the robotic voice and my number

 

[Kurupt]

first half of the 2nd song on that Thizz Radio, its Rydah with "D-Boyish"

shit is dope as fuck

 

[Defy]

I had snoop "if this is about negativity, borrowing money from me, or any other bullshit, hang up now" ....before that it was de la soul....now its the regular VM thing with my name recorded into it.....if I didn't have family members & shit like that calling then I'd put chong saying "the number [inhale] you have reached [inhale] has been smoked....at the tone, [inhale] please leave me [inhale] a new number [cough cough cough]"

 

[DeceptaKhan]

"sup yall,im screanin my calls and tryin to avoid a special person,so leave a message,and if i dont call back,take a hint,ITS YOU"-hopefully this lil asian chick will get the picture...soon

 

[mustynutz]

puttin music on ya vm is some ole high school shit....especially when its hella long and yo catn make out the words or song for shit...

 

[vinylfiend]

puttin music on ya vm is some ole high school shit....especially when its hella long and yo catn make out the words or song for shit...

True, but I got a short little clip of the guitar intro of "want me to stay" from san quinn messy marv explosive mode. Its real short and sweet so it ain't no hassle to leave a vm if you want.

 

[2-0-Sixx]

my bro has a clip from Pinhead, "Do I look like someone who cares what god thinks?"

 

[G-Dubb]

Mine is the default robot voice that says the phone number.

I'm thinking of changing it to Carl's from Aqua Teen Hunger Force... "This is Carl. Leave me a message... Or leave me alone. Either way, I don't care. Unless this is Mom... In which case, happy Mother's Day."

 

[Palmer]

"This is Paul, leave a message". What the fuck else do you want to hear when you call someone? Seriously their is nothing more annoying then people that have songs for messages. Stop that shit, make it short and to the fuckin point. Oh and take off that auto message bitch that nobody ever does. It's fuckin ridiciulous after you hear someone say leave a message, then you gotta hear "if you would like to leave a message press blah blah blah" short, sweet, beep.

 

[Defy]

^^I expected alot more from you dummy

when I first got my turntables I used to scratch shit for my answer machine....that was actually pretty fun tho

 

[killahoe666]

puttin music on ya vm is some ole high school shit....especially when its hella long and yo catn make out the words or song for shit...

yeh I used ta do that shiet baccccck in the days but I don't think it would quite proffesional if sum1 from work called and heard that shiet or if I was trying to find another job (neither does killahoe but hey)

 

[3xLaZY]

sheeeeeeeeit, i haven't had a song on my voicemail since i had a muthafuckin PAGER....hahahahah, those were the days

8174-09-4011-12317731778312-986312-6003???????

^^what you know about that??? hahahahhaa

 

[BIGSBY]

Hah.
I aint gone talk shit, im still 16
so i got the intro of dalalala papa, then i saw Wassup you've reached anthony im not here right now...blah blah blah then like 5 seonds of music on b4 the VM starts recording.

 

[LeScrapper]

hahah my answer machine go hella hard! lol i got this text to speech answerin machine. its something like "what it doo doo? you've reach mase's cell feezy, i anit here right now so spit something and ill hit you back in a hot one, yada!" its just sounds hella funny comin out of this white, robotic girls voice on the computer

heres the link if u guys wanna try it out

http://public.research.att.com/~ttsweb/tts/demo.php

 

[650Ubeezy]

i got the end of fabbys "metros & chripers" song where mac mall says "Leave yo message at the yee. yee yee yee yeeeeeeeeee! beep".

 

[BayCal]

They cut it off like 6months ago cause of the cingular vmail change..but i had it for a year...damnit!!

i went to the kanye/usher concert...hella early..and caught christina milian in the parking lot by the loading area...i told her to do my voicemail ..yizurr..then i told her to do me....

 

[Bluntz2dadome]

Mine is the default robot voice that says the phone number.

I'm thinking of changing it to Carl's from Aqua Teen Hunger Force... "This is Carl. Leave me a message... Or leave me alone. Either way, I don't care. Unless this is Mom... In which case, happy Mother's Day."

hahah thats sicc i may have 2 steal thiz 1

 

[MaKaVeLi_420]

ROFL at the at&t white women message, that shits hilarious, JACKED

 

[Jake]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! people still put music on their voicemail??? me and my boys were just talking about that the other night. how we used to do that BACK IN THE DAY,didnt know people still did that,thought that went out in the 90's. that shit is annoying as fuck! cant blame yall if you are young and shit,just have your boys callin you...but if you are grown and still have that shit you need to check yourself,haha

my voicemail message: this is jake,leave a message