What up Musty got any jokes for us today homie.
- Thread starter Rob S4
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A young hotshot gets a job with the IRS. His first assignment is to audit an old rabbi.
He thinks he'll have a little fun with the old rabbi, so he says, "Rabbi, what do you do with the drippings from the candles?"
The rabbi says, "We send them to the candle factory, and every once in a while they send us a free candle."
The kid says, "And what do you do with the crumbs from your table?"
The rabbi says, "We send them to the matzo ball factory, and every once in a while they send us a free box of matzo balls."
The kid says, "And what do you do with the foreskins from your circumcisions?"
The rabbi says, "We send them to the IRS, and every once in a while they send us a little dick like you."
He thinks he'll have a little fun with the old rabbi, so he says, "Rabbi, what do you do with the drippings from the candles?"
The rabbi says, "We send them to the candle factory, and every once in a while they send us a free candle."
The kid says, "And what do you do with the crumbs from your table?"
The rabbi says, "We send them to the matzo ball factory, and every once in a while they send us a free box of matzo balls."
The kid says, "And what do you do with the foreskins from your circumcisions?"
The rabbi says, "We send them to the IRS, and every once in a while they send us a little dick like you."
What is the only difference between a Catholic Priest and a zit?
A zit won't cum on your face till you're 13.
ooooohhhh shiiiiittttt
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Why are Jewish men circumcised?
Because Jewish women won't touch anything that's not 25% off...
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THIS IS MY ONE OF MY FAVORITES RIGHT HERRRR...
one night a drunk man is walking home from a bar. he see's a nun and proceeds to go over and punch her in the face.
the nun gets up, stumbles around, and the guy punches her in the face again.
this time the nun gets up and says, "good lord my son, what is your problem."
the man then again punches her in the face, throws her up against the wall, and kicks her in the gut.
while the nun is down in on the ground, squirming in pain, the man bends over and says, "what's the matter batman, not feeling so strong tonight."
A zit won't cum on your face till you're 13.
ooooohhhh shiiiiittttt
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Why are Jewish men circumcised?
Because Jewish women won't touch anything that's not 25% off...
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THIS IS MY ONE OF MY FAVORITES RIGHT HERRRR...
one night a drunk man is walking home from a bar. he see's a nun and proceeds to go over and punch her in the face.
the nun gets up, stumbles around, and the guy punches her in the face again.
this time the nun gets up and says, "good lord my son, what is your problem."
the man then again punches her in the face, throws her up against the wall, and kicks her in the gut.
while the nun is down in on the ground, squirming in pain, the man bends over and says, "what's the matter batman, not feeling so strong tonight."
