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Apr 26, 2002
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I'm a CNC Machinist at local shop right outside of the Air Capitol (Wichita, KS). Everything we make has to do with aircraft. Been doing this since 2000. I'm also a part time student at a local community college. I have four more credit hourz left until I get my AAS then I'm not sure what I'm gonna do. I'm either gonna stay where I'm at and go to Wichita State or move to Texas...
 

Ry

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Apr 25, 2002
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    Ry

karloz said:
2nd that one. I've spoken to some swamp ass rednecks on the phones before. Goddam, someone must've floated a computer their way. They couldn't find the "ENTER" key if their sister's/wife's life depended on it.

Me: "It's the big one with the arrow, on the right side of the keyboard, and it says ENTER." .....

Dumbfuck: Nope, mines didn't come with one of those...." ** 30 sec. pause to let him scope the scene *** "OH, DARNIT IT'S RIGHT THERE!!!! .... SORRY BUD!!!"

FUCK YOU!

The other thing I get all the time is;

me: press exit on your remote
customer: enter??
me: no, exit
customer: enter?
me: EXIT!
customer: which button was that again?
me: EXIT, I said EXIT god dammit!!!
customer: ooohhhhh, exit.....
 
Sep 19, 2003
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lol... rednecks don't know the word "CLICK" either. They say "MASH". I'll be like, "TYPE IN YOUR PASSWORD AND PUT THE POINTER ON GO, AND CLICK IT" ....

"OKAY, I TYPED MY PASSWORD... NOW MASH ON GO?"

"YEAH, CLICK ON GO."

"MASH IT?"

"YEAH, CLICK IT."

"MASH IT?"

"YES, CLICK IT."

"SO, YOU WANT ME TO MASH IT, RIGHT?"

"YES, MASH IT!"

"OKAY, I MASHED IT."

I'll never move to the south, them fucken people are slow. Their whole lifestyle is slow. A conversation with them could've taken maybe, 3-5 minutes... but they stretch it to like 20-30. They just add in a bunch of their fucken "redneck stories" and have the shortest fucken attention span... They can't just have a normal conversation. Like they'll call about their internet being slow. "My internet slower than it used to be.... slow as molasses, I'm telling ya'.... Slower than when I got my boat stuck in the marshes last fall, and it took, well, about 15 of my buddies to pull it out... but we got hammered till the sun went down, and that crazy old man from accross the swamp almost got bit by a gator... sheesh, we had to get the shovel on that sucker.... well, lets get back to my internet kuz that's what they pay you for down there at that microsoft .... say, how is good old Bill... I seen him the other day on the TV.. WHOAH! That's one rich boy right there...."

AND THEY'LL FUCKEN KEEP TALKING TILL YOU TELL THEM TO STOP!!!

Every fucken time they pause, you try to get them back on track, but they just fall right back into a stupid ass story that they think is relative to the conversation at hand. I "accidently" hung up on a grip of them before.
 

Ry

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Apr 25, 2002
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    Ry

karloz, that shit is classic!!!

I always "accidentally" hang up on people as well.

Theres stupid and then theres plain ignorant, I seriously wonder how these people were raised and what they do on a daily basis. Do we pass these type of people in the street and not realize it? Do they blend in with the rest of us, or are they living in rickety ass cabins in the backwoods!?!?
 
May 4, 2002
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i could never do that help desk, call support shit ever again, in my early years of college for intership they had my doing that, some people are fucking idiots.....you could probably drive to thier house fix the problem your self faster than trying to explain something to them over the phone...
 
Feb 23, 2003
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mustynutz said:
I am a tester at the Local Cannabis club....it doesnt pay shit and I have to buy my own bomb, but i love the job.

I also do research and clerical work (translations..etc) for the US Secret Service (27.34 an hour, no overtime and cool hours)
27.34 AN HOUR?? YOU GOTTA BE SHITTIN ME
 
Jun 27, 2002
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I can.....but I gotta see if you qualify?
What are your skills?
Do you mind working long hours?
How good do you look in high heels and a mini skirt?
The job is 9pm to 5am....no breaks or lunches and you start on commission only,no benefits for the first year.....and the first two weeks you aren't paid,its a training time to see if you can do the job....