what animal would u wanna be if u had to be one

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skido

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WHITE DEVIL said:
ey skido think about it...

Theres women who be fuckin donkeys like bestiality and shit.

You could be one of those donkeys that fucks with donkeys and humans.
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(in a whispery voice while bobbing my head) niiiiiiiiiiice
 
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skido

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an ant eater so i can fuck bitches with my long ass nose thing or what ever the fuck that is
or a sea lion cuz they allways just layin in the sun at pier 39 not doin shit allday
 
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GHP

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skido said:
who do donkeys have sex with?
ive never thought about it
cuz i dont think theres girl donkeys is there?
this shit is mindbogglin 4real
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there are female donkeys you are thinking of Mules or burros which is a donkey and a horses offspring. They have the same chromosome count so they can reproduce but their offspring is born male and sterile


To answer the question I would either be some kind of large cat like a cheetah cuz they can run hella fast or a top of the food chain bird like an Eagle or a falcon cuz they can fly hella high in the sky and have sharp vision so you can spot rodents and shit from like 5000 feet in the air and swoop them up
 
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MOREBASS

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I would probably choose to be a bird of some sort, just for the ability to fly.


But, the Tiger is probably what I would choose...
 
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GHP

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caffeine said:
crocodile
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Crocs are cool but i wouldn't want to be born one because the mortality rate for baby crocs and gators are astounding they get eaten by fish and even their own mother like 99% of the time. I saw it on animal planet
 
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I'd be an invisible bird so i could fly 2 any bitch's house n watch em while they in the shower
 
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Ry

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  • Ry

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jayda650 said:
Crocs are cool but i wouldn't want to be born one because the mortality rate for baby crocs and gators are astounding they get eaten by fish and even their own mother like 99% of the time. I saw it on animal planet
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Plus you might end up as a pair of Chingo Blings boots...
 
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skido

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texascheese650 said:
id be a bear...anybody who makes a pig joke, fuck you in advance
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i swear the day i made this thread i was like sumbody gonna hella say sumthin bout u and a pig but it didnt happen
 
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