Weird Situational Question

[NOSTRIL KING]

Well, some college fratboys invited me to a kegger in a barn last night. My original plan was to lull them into a false sense of security, just being "one of the guys," and then raping them one by one. It didn't happen that way.

There were a bunch of horses in the barn, and as soon as the frat guys started drinking the horses started TALKING SHIT AND RUNNING GAME!! Before you knew it, it was a WILD BESTIALITY ORGY GOING DOWN. All sorts of men in their early twenties were getting fucked up the shit hole by these Playa Racehorses.

At first I was like, whoah this is not good. But, one beer later I couldn't help myself. I had on a tear-away Nation of Islam suit with bowtie with a Plaid Thong underneath. I ripped off the suit and started doing the mash potato on the dancefloor. I got fucked by 26 horses last night, and then the farmer raped me this morning.

Question: Am I rude for not preparing breakfast the following morning?

 

[Humboldt High]

hell no its not rude, the horses should have hosted the breakfast.

i want david beckham to give me head. but that doesnt make me gay.

 

[KALYN]

You have BOTH lost your minds.

right?!


I stepped up in here like .. "wtf?"... lol.. I just need to take my ass RIGHT BACK OUTTA HERE..

 

[Cheaptimes]

hell no its not rude, the horses should have hosted the breakfast.

i want david beckham to give me head. but that doesnt make me gay.

I said it before, but this time I really mean it... "You are not my cousin anymore!"

 

[Spitz Unlimited]

HAHHAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


GOOD TO SEE YOU BACK NOSTRIL

 

[mustynutz]

and for a second i though i had mixed up my 5htp with my 5meo dmt....nostril...yoosafoo for that

 

[SANDMAN]

HAHHAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


GOOD TO SEE YOU BACK NOSTRIL

haha, im lookin forward to hear some good stories from u.

 

[BadBoyKillaDPG]

LOL, shit had me rollin...

 

[VSTXDJ]

hahahahha im lovin it

 

[swift408]

hahahaha wtf?? this shit is too crazy

 

[BornSin]

LMFAO great to see nostril back

 

[m.w.merlino]

LOL...

"tear away nation of islam suit"

 

[DubbC415]

this is slightly disturbing, especially since it was written at 5 this morning.

 

[Lamberto Quintero]

LOL, I re-read that shit like 5 times cuz I couldnt believe what it said.

 

[Ethereal]

THERE YOU GO HERESY YOUR BROTHER IS BACK.

 

[Spitz Unlimited]

i'm still laughing @ "Playa Racehorses"

classic

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

IN THE WORDS OF CHINGY- GO TO THURRRAPY

 

[NOSTRIL KING]

especially since it was written at 5 this morning.

Apparently siccness.net cannot be accessed anywhere outside the Pacific timezone.

Dubbc once again proves that a brain is not required to post.

 

[DubbC415]

^^Whoa! my bad DOG that i just read what time it said for me. fuck you.

 

[jay deuce]

LMAO good to see you are back NOSTRIL.

At least I know where my plaid thong went.