Unsuccessful attempts at fuckin your girl in the ass

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Jul 24, 2010
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anal sex looks crazy on some porn, but in real life, id start gagging at the first smell of shit in the air. then you end up throwing up on the girls back. it just aint romantic.

id rather get a blow up doll, stick some hershey syrup in her booty hole and pretend that this is what anal sex is.

fuck even before i fuck the blow up doll in the booty, ill stick some ice cream in her booty hole with the hershey syrup and pretend im tossing the greens.

how do you guys stand the shit smell? do you guys put that jelly substance underneath your nose, like coroners do when they are examining a body?
 

Rusto

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Nov 2, 2002
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The girls in porn do enemas before they do a scene and clean it out real good so it doesnt smell and there arent any poo remnants. They also apply anal bleach to their asshole region so its appealing looking and not dark. If a girl did all that id dive right in. But thats not reality
 
Apr 26, 2006
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#64
I've attempted on basically every bitch. Usually if I'm on a good one, all faded n shit, that's when I try. More sicko status. But they reject. They say it hurts too much, so fuck it. Probably get shit on my dick anyways and risk hepatitis. Whatever, the pussu, mouth and tiddies do well enough. In the end, I just ultimately want to bust a good nut.
 

Rossibreath

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#65
Lol @ bein scared to fuck a chick in the ass. Girls keep their butts clean. Although this one Ho once shit in my brothers bed when he was fuckin her in the ass. Lol