Unsuccessful attempts at fuckin your girl in the ass

[WHITE DEVIL]

Happens every time.

It seems like if I'm tryna turn the bitch out for the first time, never works.

If I meet the bitch and she already gettin it in the ass its good.

If I try to introduce it, never works out.

I think my fail his time was due to insufficient amount of lubrication.

Either way they always cut it off talkin bout the "pain, the pain" and its a wrap.

Also, Im about 75% sure its only white bitches that do it. At least I got my girl to try it.

 

[Mars]

I think pussy just plain ol feels better without the worry of smell, mess, and possible rape charge.

 

[$ilent]

use your brain and use syrup for lubrication

 

[infinity]

I think my fail his time was due to insufficient amount of lubrication.

be sure to inform them u already got the aids

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

After a delay or rejection you need to follow up with "just kidding".

 

[Rossibreath]

I fucked my hos sister in the ass. No lie.

 

[MaKaVeLi_420]

i do not fuck with anal...some things just werent meant to be


best of luck next time

 

[Mac Jesus]

you guys are fucking weirdos, next you'll be telling me you do freaky shit like doggystyle.

 

[MaKaVeLi_420]

i fuck with doggystyle.....definitely. every time



but when i fuck doggystlye, there is no anal involved. a finger or thumb every now and then if it appears clean, and i had enough to drink. i was fuckin this broad once, and she was fine. flipped her over to give it from behind, and saw a few small traces of toilet paper in her asshole. needless to say, this is why i dont stick my dick in the poop shoot

 

[Mac Jesus]

Makevali we live relatively close to each other, hook me up with her phone number.

 

[MaKaVeLi_420]

i dont know it anymore b, it was a few years ago now. And as far as i know she moved. Probly wouldn't give it to you anyway. haha, jk...kinda

 

[Meta4iCAL]

i fuck with doggystyle.....definitely. every time



but when i fuck doggystlye, there is no anal involved. a finger or thumb every now and then if it appears clean, and i had enough to drink. i was fuckin this broad once, and she was fine. flipped her over to give it from behind, and saw a few small traces of toilet paper in her asshole. needless to say, this is why i dont stick my dick in the poop shoot

god damnit... I'm literally about to eat, and this post just ruined it for me

why I clicked on this thread before I was gonna eat... I don't fucking know...

it's the siccness

 

[MaKaVeLi_420]

sorry bro

 

[second650]

yup!i lubed that ass up and my dick was slidin every where except in the chute! wtf! i was heated! back in the day i used to fuck my coworker and she would ride me with my tank top on. later on i would find skid marks on my shirt wtf?! haha i dont eat ass thats for sure....

 

[MaKaVeLi_420]

yup!i lubed that ass up and my dick was slidin every where except in the chute! wtf! i was heated! back in the day i used to fuck my coworker and she would ride me with my tank top on. later on i would find skid marks on my shirt wtf?! haha i dont eat ass thats for sure....

 

[Grapes Of Wrath]

ITT: NIGGAS THAT DONT GET MUCH PUSSY

 

[FatBlunts209]

if the buttholes offered take it, if not than just fuck her pussy like u where planning to..

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

After a delay or rejection you need to follow up with "just kidding".

lmao.

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

you guys are fucking weirdos, next you'll be telling me you do freaky shit like doggystyle.

lmao

fucking weirdo doggystyle positions

shout to tadou

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

ITT: NIGGAS THAT DONT GET MUCH PUSSY

lol pussy is never a problem

as you well know each and every member of the siccness is fuckin 9, 10 times daily, different hoes, and getting cashed out

also if you get pulled over with a qp, the police just let you go