Ugly Girls.....Why is it when your horney...you'll do almost anything

  • Wanna Join? New users you can now register lightning fast using your Facebook or Twitter accounts.
Jun 5, 2004
21,357
22,474
0
38
#45
Bay Loca 415 said:
TO ALL YALL NIGGAZ TALKING SHIT BOUT US UGLY BITCHES WELL GUESS WHAT I'M UGLY BUT I GOT A TIGHT ASSSSS PUSSY AND CAN SUCK A MEAN ASS DICK AND I GIVE UP THE ASSS ON OCCASION........BUT ITS ALL FOR THE HOMIES CUZ U KNOW IT AINT NO FUNNNNN IF THE CANT HAVVVVVEEEE NONEEEEEE............:lick: :cheeky:
you should slip your head in my bag sometime
 

mrtonguetwista

$$ Deep Pockets $$
Feb 6, 2003
23,472
7,035
0
83
#46
I met this girl off of myspace last year, her MS pic she looked ok, so I drove to the other side of town around 3am and she said she'll be out in front of her house...I get to the address and I swear on everything this chick was like a good 325lbs easily. I'm like wtf..I said fuck it, Im already in foreign territory and I done wasted the gas to get here so she waddles in and starts talkin.."im horny" and all that bullshit asking are we getting a hotel room. I made six right hand turns like a UPS truck and ended up at the golf course and said "hun, Im not motel 6 and I dont leave the lights on..we doing the deed on the 18th hole par 6 golf course" I laid the 9 iron on her, sprayed a little lysol on my crotch and called it a night.
 
Apr 7, 2006
4,549
27
0
34
#48
Tha Schizo said:
Yo I think we all've had our share with nasty bitches. I know I have.

Later!!
agreed. quite a few ugly girls ive tried with. my friend once told me "you always gotta have your ugly bitch."
 
Jun 18, 2007
26
0
0
48
#49
OMG......

rose town ryda said:
you should slip your head in my bag sometime
YOU NIGGAZZZZ R HELLA HORNY.......BUT THATS WHAT I LIKE...I'M PROUD TO SAY THAT I FUCKED SOME HARD HITTERS OUT HERE IN THE BAY!!!! MOST THESE RAPPERS ARE MARRIED BUT HEY AT LEAST I CAN SAY ALL THE NIGGAZZ I DONE HAD WAS FINE......
 
Mar 4, 2007
2,678
5
0
#51
mrtonguetwista said:
I met this girl off of myspace last year, her MS pic she looked ok, so I drove to the other side of town around 3am and she said she'll be out in front of her house...I get to the address and I swear on everything this chick was like a good 325lbs easily. I'm like wtf..I said fuck it, Im already in foreign territory and I done wasted the gas to get here so she waddles in and starts talkin.."im horny" and all that bullshit asking are we getting a hotel room. I made six right hand turns like a UPS truck and ended up at the golf course and said "hun, Im not motel 6 and I dont leave the lights on..we doing the deed on the 18th hole par 6 golf course" I laid the 9 iron on her, sprayed a little lysol on my crotch and called it a night.
i had a random ass dream that you were a weird nerdy engineery type guy that was like half indian, and half mexican haha..and like above your head like on the sims game it said "mrtonguetwister" hahaha i went "ewwww...how'd he get those hot girls to hold his snake?" hahaha n then the dream was over..weird. sorry i had to tell you before i forget it
 
Feb 23, 2006
2,272
2
0
39
#52
speakin of ugly and horny......


but what the fuck! who the hell has dreams about siccness members?
Do you also talk about siccness members at the dinner table wit momz and pops?
 
Mar 4, 2007
2,678
5
0
#54
FourOneFog said:
speakin of ugly and horny......


but what the fuck! who the hell has dreams about siccness members?
Do you also talk about siccness members at the dinner table wit momz and pops?
im glad you realized that i'm a fat ugly nasty whore, so now we get down to basics....
oh yeah n netslut..haha

well anyways i didnt' mean to have a dream i haven't even been on siccness for awhile
and trust me i know i'm not the only one having dreams, i know for a fact that someone else had a dream of siccness people
 

infinity

( o )( o )
May 4, 2005
16,188
64,830
113
39
UOENO, CA
#55
mrtonguetwista said:
I met this girl off of myspace last year, her MS pic she looked ok, so I drove to the other side of town around 3am and she said she'll be out in front of her house...I get to the address and I swear on everything this chick was like a good 325lbs easily. I'm like wtf..I said fuck it, Im already in foreign territory and I done wasted the gas to get here so she waddles in and starts talkin.."im horny" and all that bullshit asking are we getting a hotel room. I made six right hand turns like a UPS truck and ended up at the golf course and said "hun, Im not motel 6 and I dont leave the lights on..we doing the deed on the 18th hole par 6 golf course" I laid the 9 iron on her, sprayed a little lysol on my crotch and called it a night.
lmao hahhahahahahaha thats some of the funniest shit ive ever seen
 
Dec 21, 2005
1,240
1
0
39
#56
yep but it wasnt me it was jack daniels and this thread is old as a muthafucka, '02 nigga damn i was wonderin why i didnt recognize none a the posters in the begining
 
Dec 25, 2003
12,356
218
0
70
#60
I drank like, the guiness and heineken factories put together and fucked this gigantour bitch who had been with every dude on campus three times my second week in college.

That shit fucked my game up hard.

"But I heard you got with KRISTA"

All bad. Literally a sexual encounter that cockblocked from beyond the grave for almost a year.