Ugly Girls.....Why is it when your horney...you'll do almost anything

[V]

^^^ is this for real?

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[mrtonguetwista]

^^^ is this for real?

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Yes...I "heart" her hahahha

 

[infinity]

hahHAhaHahahahaha

 

[coondogg26]

as long as u dont kiss umm and then kick there ass out after its all good in my book

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

TO ALL YALL NIGGAZ TALKING SHIT BOUT US UGLY BITCHES WELL GUESS WHAT I'M UGLY BUT I GOT A TIGHT ASSSSS PUSSY AND CAN SUCK A MEAN ASS DICK AND I GIVE UP THE ASSS ON OCCASION........BUT ITS ALL FOR THE HOMIES CUZ U KNOW IT AINT NO FUNNNNN IF THE CANT HAVVVVVEEEE NONEEEEEE............:lick: :cheeky:

you should slip your head in my bag sometime

 

[mrtonguetwista]

I met this girl off of myspace last year, her MS pic she looked ok, so I drove to the other side of town around 3am and she said she'll be out in front of her house...I get to the address and I swear on everything this chick was like a good 325lbs easily. I'm like wtf..I said fuck it, Im already in foreign territory and I done wasted the gas to get here so she waddles in and starts talkin.."im horny" and all that bullshit asking are we getting a hotel room. I made six right hand turns like a UPS truck and ended up at the golf course and said "hun, Im not motel 6 and I dont leave the lights on..we doing the deed on the 18th hole par 6 golf course" I laid the 9 iron on her, sprayed a little lysol on my crotch and called it a night.

 

[DoucheBagFresh]

e-pills and grey goose=the combo to make me get dome from a fat chick has happened about 4 times but fuck em? noooope

 

[lopro]

Yo I think we all've had our share with nasty bitches. I know I have.

Later!!

agreed. quite a few ugly girls ive tried with. my friend once told me "you always gotta have your ugly bitch."

 

[Bay Loca 415]

OMG......

you should slip your head in my bag sometime

YOU NIGGAZZZZ R HELLA HORNY.......BUT THATS WHAT I LIKE...I'M PROUD TO SAY THAT I FUCKED SOME HARD HITTERS OUT HERE IN THE BAY!!!! MOST THESE RAPPERS ARE MARRIED BUT HEY AT LEAST I CAN SAY ALL THE NIGGAZZ I DONE HAD WAS FINE......

 

[FourOneFog]

^^ are you gay...

or a female?

 

[rekomstop]

I met this girl off of myspace last year, her MS pic she looked ok, so I drove to the other side of town around 3am and she said she'll be out in front of her house...I get to the address and I swear on everything this chick was like a good 325lbs easily. I'm like wtf..I said fuck it, Im already in foreign territory and I done wasted the gas to get here so she waddles in and starts talkin.."im horny" and all that bullshit asking are we getting a hotel room. I made six right hand turns like a UPS truck and ended up at the golf course and said "hun, Im not motel 6 and I dont leave the lights on..we doing the deed on the 18th hole par 6 golf course" I laid the 9 iron on her, sprayed a little lysol on my crotch and called it a night.

i had a random ass dream that you were a weird nerdy engineery type guy that was like half indian, and half mexican haha..and like above your head like on the sims game it said "mrtonguetwister" hahaha i went "ewwww...how'd he get those hot girls to hold his snake?" hahaha n then the dream was over..weird. sorry i had to tell you before i forget it

 

[FourOneFog]

speakin of ugly and horny......


but what the fuck! who the hell has dreams about siccness members?
Do you also talk about siccness members at the dinner table wit momz and pops?

 

[coondogg26]

rekomstop i had a dream that u weren't a whore but then i woke up i and realized it was all make believe

 

[rekomstop]

speakin of ugly and horny......


but what the fuck! who the hell has dreams about siccness members?
Do you also talk about siccness members at the dinner table wit momz and pops?

im glad you realized that i'm a fat ugly nasty whore, so now we get down to basics....
oh yeah n netslut..haha

well anyways i didnt' mean to have a dream i haven't even been on siccness for awhile
and trust me i know i'm not the only one having dreams, i know for a fact that someone else had a dream of siccness people

 

[infinity]

I met this girl off of myspace last year, her MS pic she looked ok, so I drove to the other side of town around 3am and she said she'll be out in front of her house...I get to the address and I swear on everything this chick was like a good 325lbs easily. I'm like wtf..I said fuck it, Im already in foreign territory and I done wasted the gas to get here so she waddles in and starts talkin.."im horny" and all that bullshit asking are we getting a hotel room. I made six right hand turns like a UPS truck and ended up at the golf course and said "hun, Im not motel 6 and I dont leave the lights on..we doing the deed on the 18th hole par 6 golf course" I laid the 9 iron on her, sprayed a little lysol on my crotch and called it a night.

lmao hahhahahahahaha thats some of the funniest shit ive ever seen

 

[Lo-Lo]

yep but it wasnt me it was jack daniels and this thread is old as a muthafucka, '02 nigga damn i was wonderin why i didnt recognize none a the posters in the begining

 

[mrtonguetwista]

rekomstop i had a dream that u weren't a whore but then i woke up i and realized it was all make believe

classic

 

[infinity]

bwahahahahhahahAHAHHAHhahahahaha put on journey - dont stop believin then read this thread. thanks fam.

 

[infinity]

as long as u dont kiss umm and then kick there ass out after its all good in my book

thats my new sig. fa sho. props

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

I drank like, the guiness and heineken factories put together and fucked this gigantour bitch who had been with every dude on campus three times my second week in college.

That shit fucked my game up hard.

"But I heard you got with KRISTA"

All bad. Literally a sexual encounter that cockblocked from beyond the grave for almost a year.