> > A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory.
> >
> > The Personnel Manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to
> > work promptly at 8:00AM. The next day at 8:45 AM, there's a knock at
> > the personnel manager's door. The assembly line foreman comes in and
> > starts ranting about this new employee.
> >
> > He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up. The
> > foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to show
> > him the problem. Sure enough, Elmo's are backed up all over the place.
> > At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll of the
> > material used for the Elmo's and a big bag of marbles.
> >
> > They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around
> > two marbles, and starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs.
> >
> > The Personnel Manager starts laughing hysterically.
> > After several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the
> > woman, and says:, "I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday.
> > Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
> >
> > The Personnel Manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to
> > work promptly at 8:00AM. The next day at 8:45 AM, there's a knock at
> > the personnel manager's door. The assembly line foreman comes in and
> > starts ranting about this new employee.
> >
> > He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up. The
> > foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to show
> > him the problem. Sure enough, Elmo's are backed up all over the place.
> > At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll of the
> > material used for the Elmo's and a big bag of marbles.
> >
> > They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around
> > two marbles, and starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs.
> >
> > The Personnel Manager starts laughing hysterically.
> > After several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the
> > woman, and says:, "I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday.
> > Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
