tweez' long lost white cousin and her assume reviews!

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Jun 13, 2002
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siccness.net
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http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=RzfN-zuZiYsrkMNtIgAm3Q

Just a couple quick previews:

Jack In The Box

Categories: Burgers, Fast Food



8/3/2009
i eats da tacos n i gets sik n not good it wuz bad cuz yah i no i wuz drunk but yah dey udercok it n yah i wuz lik iz dis good? wut? n y i ates it? but i wuz hungy so yah i eats it n no it not god so wutz i yels at stor n dey gets al mad n tel me i neds to gts out but wut? i aint dones yet so no i aints leevin n i trow up n dey al gets mad n wut? u gav me da taco! bad not good plac i done eats der no mor dey dones. bad plac to ates it no gods u go taco bles instad.



Renton Motorcycle

Category: Motorcycle Dealers



7/24/2009
is assume! i done ride lots n dis spot gots hookups! i liks da hemlets n all dat n gots me sum stuf to go wit my chaps so yah assume! dey needs da biger bikes but yah good acesries.
 
Apr 26, 2003
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LOL


Bubba's Tavern
Category: Dive Bars


7/30/2009
dis plac good! it gos chap wel drink n der som hot gus n girls! i didn try da food but yah i liks da drink n mabe ber? wut wit da musc? put on som bucchery!

Chuck's Donut Shop
Category: Donuts


7/23/2009
i liks donuts if i hi so ya i ates her lots lololol! good stuf n cheep so i can spends more on drinks lololol well guys buy em for me but ya no its good cheep eatin n all n i done no to much round her so its good

wut is dat sprinkel stuf? its good! i lik creem in my stuf so yah dat good to.


lol, I defy anyone to discern what the holy hell this broad is talkin about with out seeing the title of the place she is reviewing....

"I lik it i live her now n its good but sum noisy kids round n sum mexcan n wutnot but yah i can handel dat if dey donts try n hits on me n all dat

So yah its good place if u lik renton n wants to be nears da bars"
 
Apr 26, 2003
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#4
Location
Renton, WA
Yelping Since
July 2009
Things I Love
420, 4x4, bass fishin, buble baths, candles, cowboys, eminem, fast cars, gretchen wilson, harleys, huntin, jack, kid rock, marlboro reds, street bikes, buckchery, whit peeps
Find Me In
da bar lolz
My Hometown
Rawlins WY
When I'm Not Yelping...
gettin hi
Why You Should Read My Reviews
im hot lololol
My Second Favorite Website
http://www.minutemanpr.../
My First Concert
brooks n dunn
My Favorite Movie
joe dirt
My Last Meal On Earth
bacon n beans
Don't Tell Anyone Else But...
wut? lololol
Current Crush
u
 
Dec 3, 2005
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that shit is worthy of siggin! "my spellin aint KNOW where as bad as that ignoramus"

lol at a fucked off sentence with know in the wrong context and ignoramus too? wow

and that bitch look like she done had all the trains in the whole Burlington Northern Railroad ran through her. Do not want!