Maybe the reason I don't care for Tapatio too much is because...
Awhile back my babies mama was making tacos for dinner (with the works...rice beans etc...)
My sister was here and the whole family was over and my lady and I got into it. Needless to say shit got out of hand and I stepped out for a minute to cool off. I won't hit a woman, I rather leave the scene.
She calls me and tells me she's leaving, I'm like, "Don't let the door hit you on the way out bitch." Before she hangs up she say's, "Your food is served and on the table."
I thought WTF?!?!?!?!
I get home after a awhile and sure enough, my plate is right there on the table. My sister and all my nieces and nephews are all quiet. A few Homies are there now and everybody is lookiing at me like, "Are you still pissed?"
"Did she spit in my food?" I asked.
Everybody is like, "We don't know, we all stepped out when the drama started."
I'm like "Fuck it!" and sit down to eat and find my tacos are riduculously drenched in Tapatio and a squirted with a shit load of lemon juice. I had to throw the shit away LOL!!!!
When it comes to tacos though, I'm El Pato (in the small can), kind of dude.
We all laughed about the whole bullshit after as we drank and played UNO. The Babies mama came home the next day.