Tim Tebow: God's Quarterback (The Tim Tebow Phenomenon)
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now that the Tim Tebow Sucks thread has been deleted... we will begin to see the demise of Tebow Mania...
Tebow is gonna go out partying with his teammates tonight to celebrate finally obtaining sole possession of first place in the AFC West. His teammates will peer pressure him into drinking... then he's gonna get pressured into trying cocaine and losing his virginity. He's gonna get pulled over at 3 am extremely intoxicated with 2 hookers, some cocaine, and a loaded handgun in his vehicle. He will get arrested and will then lose all his faith in Jesus Christ while simultaneously losing the intangible asset of his will to win football games. This will inevitably lead to the demise of the Broncos season and crush their playoff hopes. The Raiders will win out the rest of their regular season games, make the playoffs, and win the Superb Owl. Fuck you Timothy Tebow. Fuck you.
Tebow is gonna go out partying with his teammates tonight to celebrate finally obtaining sole possession of first place in the AFC West. His teammates will peer pressure him into drinking... then he's gonna get pressured into trying cocaine and losing his virginity. He's gonna get pulled over at 3 am extremely intoxicated with 2 hookers, some cocaine, and a loaded handgun in his vehicle. He will get arrested and will then lose all his faith in Jesus Christ while simultaneously losing the intangible asset of his will to win football games. This will inevitably lead to the demise of the Broncos season and crush their playoff hopes. The Raiders will win out the rest of their regular season games, make the playoffs, and win the Superb Owl. Fuck you Timothy Tebow. Fuck you.
now that the Cut-Throat Sucks thread has been deleted... we will begin to see the demise of Cut-Throat Mania...
Cut-Throat is gonna go out partying with his teammates tonight to celebrate finally obtaining sole possession of first place in the AFC West. His teammates will peer pressure him into drinking... then he's gonna get pressured into trying cocaine and losing his virginity. He's gonna get pulled over at 3 am extremely intoxicated with 2 hookers, some cocaine, and a loaded handgun in his vehicle. He will get arrested.
Cut-Throat is gonna go out partying with his teammates tonight to celebrate finally obtaining sole possession of first place in the AFC West. His teammates will peer pressure him into drinking... then he's gonna get pressured into trying cocaine and losing his virginity. He's gonna get pulled over at 3 am extremely intoxicated with 2 hookers, some cocaine, and a loaded handgun in his vehicle. He will get arrested.
