This is why I stay away from dentists

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mrtonguetwista

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LONDON (Reuters) - A British dentist was found guilty Thursday of urinating in his surgery sink and using dental tools meant for patients to clean his fingernails and ears.

A medical tribunal said it was satisfied the evidence showed 51-year-old Alan Hutchinson, who "routinely" did not wear gloves or wash his hands, had risked the health of "himself, staff and patients" for more than 28 years.

A dental nurse who worked for Hutchinson for 16 years said she had caught him urinating in the sink more than once.

"He was tucking something into his trousers before zipping them up hastily. I walked over and I was behind him. He moved to the left and I could smell urine," the nurse told the tribunal.

A later hearing will decide if the dentist's unhygienic habits impaired his ability to treat patients, and if so, whether he should banned from practicing.
 

mrtonguetwista

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I think MOST do this

CHARLOTTE, N.C. (AP) — A North Carolina dentist accused of putting semen into the mouths of six female patients, including a 14-year-old, closed his office after a panel of the N.C. Board of Dental Examiners revoked his license.

The panel, which heard testimony during seven days in July, revoked the license of Dr. John Hall, 43, of Cornelius. His lawyers said they will appeal the decision to Wake County Superior Court.

Patients testified that Hall squirted a foul-tasting substance from a syringe into their mouths. A seventh testified Hall jumped on her in the dental chair and gyrated against her lower body in a sexual manner.

In the past five years, the board has revoked only three licenses, including Hall's, said Bobby White, the dental board's chief operations officer.
 

Dana Dane

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My cousin said one time that she was under for some procedure, and when she woke up, she thought there was some of her lipstick on the dentist's collar. I told her its better to see it on his collar than his zipper.
 

mrtonguetwista

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Gas One said:
my dentist puts her tits in my face. like she'll reach for something and smash the rack on the side of my face.

i dont mind, really. i dont think she does either.
You will when you find out its a transvestite lol
 
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Gas One said:
my dentist puts her tits in my face. like she'll reach for something and smash the rack on the side of my face.

i dont mind, really. i dont think she does either.

yeah fasho I had this one hot middle eastern dentist pushin her titties against my face. I thought 'this is great, I'm happy I came here today' until she pointlessly butchered my mouth, and told me off for smokin after i'd finished spittin blood in the sink.