they're finally making Machete (the trailer from grindhouse) into a movie.

[caff]

Robert Rodriguez and Ethan Maniquis are teaming up to begin filming Machete on July 29th. They are co-directors.

-DANNY TREJO is returning (obviously) as "Machete", the madman bent on revenge.
-MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ ("Lost", Fast & Furious, Avatar) is said to be playing "Luz".
-JONAH HILL, the comedian who has starred in such films as Superbad and the forthcoming Adam Sandler comedy Funny People, will play "Julio".
-Lastly, a legend of our time, ROBERT DE NIRO, will take on the role of "Senator McLaughlin".

Machete (Trejo) is a Mexican ex-Federale with a gift for wielding a blade, who hides out as a day laborer, who is double-crossed by a corrupt state senator (De Niro). The film was teased as a faux trailer that was directed by Robert Rodriguez in Dimension Films' Grindhouse, which featured a full-length film from both Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino.


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this is is gonna be insane

 

[BituinTheSheets]

Can't wait. One of the best trailers they showed in between the movies.

 

[Ethereal]

YOU JUST FUCKED WITH THE WRONG MEXICAN!

Shit cracks me up every time I see it.

 

[VENOM]

This will be dope. I get to see. Michelle's fine ass.

And Robert De Niro in another violent type movie.

BONUS!!!!

 

[fillyacup]

so will the trailer have any relevance or will they refilm it?

because didnt they not plan on making it an actual movie, just a spoof trailer?

 

[Gemini]

What?

NO CHEECH?

 

[DVS ONE]

YESSSS i was hoping they would turn it into a movie..........

 

[PoetiCCC]

thats actually great fuccin news.....i just read about predator and was all pissed off....this made up for it....

 

[savage]

^why're pissed off about Predators? that's going to be a badass movie. but this should be good also.

 

[0594_1Q]

 

[The Evil Genius]

This shit is gonna go hella hard

 

[MAVA]

 

[alecksf]

hahah this is gonna be fukn hilarious.

 

[DubbC415]

this is dope, and what a great surprise-jonah hill is in it, so it should be hilarious

 

[brixton bomber]

good shit, caint wait!

 

[Incar]

i heard they might make thanksgiving... and eli roth was directing... anyone kno?


none the less this shit will be sick... jonah hill threw me off though... as JULIO???

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

HAHA FUCKIN DOPE!!! I REMEMBER SEEING THE MACHETE PREVIEW ON BIG SCREEN, I WAS LIKE "DAMN THAT WOULD BE TIGHT IF THAT WAS A REAL MOVIE!" NICEEEEEE..

 

[JackArtist510]

sick with it. looks like its guna be big..

 

[ColdBlooded]

Celebrating shitty movies just because they are shitty is lame. Making shitty movies is even worse.

 

[AKAZIE]

WTF?!?!?!?! THIS IS THE BEST NEWS I HEARD ALLDAY.