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Jun 23, 2002
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i wonder how dude sat there and typed all of that with a straight face...

lol @ item included - a poem related to time trraveling and a blank book of matches?? wtf??
 
Nov 28, 2003
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lol at some of the questions

Q: If I bought your time machine and got it running, then the "Tomorrow" that I talked about yesterday would not necessarily be today, it could be tomorrow and today would be yesterday, tomorrow….oh brother, this time travel stuff is very confusing. Answered on Mar-11-05
A: i know
Q: if i buy this and go back in time with it and buy it agains will i have two, or will the first one disappear when i travel back in time, and if it doesn't i could just keep coming back, buying yours and stock pile a mountain of these things....to pay for an infinate number of these i would of course have to bring back the lotto numbers with me and use that money to keep buying these from you over and over again , i will keep getting more and more of these and you will only get paid once...that kind of sucks for you but i will be RICH Answered on Mar-11-05
A: sounds like a great plan, good luck.
Q: It's design is rather primitive, and even by looking at the technology of today, one can note that is clearly not of the future. It could be a failed attempt to get back to the future, considering that his time machine burned. However, even if you could get it to work, you would need a sufficient supply of power, which, at this day and age does not exist. But even so, time is not something that you can mess around with. The Wiseones hold that power and the Timekeepers assure it. I'm afraid that you are violating a key rule, and you may disrupt balance. I know that you're one of us; I know that you're an Occultist, one possessing secret knowledge, and experiencing its wonders, but I'm not sure if you know these rules. Time = Balance and one must know when to go back to change something or not, that's why the Wiseones are the only ones allowed to go back in time. They have earned their title and they are where they are for a reason. Answered on Mar-11-05
A: ?
haha good stuff
 
Jun 23, 2002
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i didnt even see the q and a's - theyre funny as fuck...LOL @ "cant i just keep coming back and stockpile these things" and dude responds "great plan". HAHAHA