THERE'S SHIT ON THE TOILET!!!

[YOUNGNUTT]

O.K.

SO FOR THE PAST WEEK AND A HALF, EVERYTIME I WENT TO TAKE A PISS IN MY RESTROOM, IT SMELLED LIKE STRAIGHT SHIT!!! I MEAN IT ACTUALLY SMELLED AS IF SOMEONE WIPED THERE ASS WITH TOILET PAPER, AND THREW IT BEHIND THE TOILET!!!
I START LOOK'N' AROUND BEHIND THE TOILET, LOOK IN THE TRASH NEXT TO THE TOILET.... NOTHING!!!

ONE OF MY ROOMMATES GOES TO TAKE A PISS AND HE JUST LIFTS UP THE COVER (TOP OF TOILET)(NASTY MOTHERFUCCER)
......SCREAMING......THERE'S SHIT ON THE TOILET!!!
RIGHT IN THE BACC BETWEEN THE SEAT AND TOP COVER THERE WAS SHIT SMEARED.... ALL BLACC AND HARD AND SHIT!!!

THE BLAME GAME BEGINS....

THEY ASK ME HOW I WIPE MY ASS!!!
I REPLY, LIKE A MAN, AROUND THE BACC!!!
THEY GO CRAZY..... AWWWW IT'S YOU, YOU DID IT!!!
I ASK THEM HOW THEY WIPE.....
THESE GOOFY MUTHAFUCCERS REPLY WITH BETWEEN THE LEGS, BACC TO FRONT!!! LMAO!!!
I GO CRAZY, YOU LIL DICC, SHITTY BALLS HAVE'N' ASS MUTHAFUCCAS, Y'ALL WIPE LIKE A BITCH, AS IF Y'ALL HAD A PUSSY!!!
I TELL THEM, IF YOU HAD A BIG DICC LIKE ME, YOU WOULD KNOW THERE AIN'T NO MOVE'N' IT OUT THE WAY TO WIPE YOUR ASS!!!
SO THAT'S WHAT I CALL THEM NOW, LIL DICC, SHITTY BALLS!!!

WE NEVER DID FIND OUT WHO SMEARED SHIT IN THE BACC OF OUR TOILET!!! :dead:

THOUGHT I'D SHARE THIS WITH Y'ALL!!!

 

[Cuzzo408]

HAHAHAHAHA Thats a trip how they wipe they ass.WHOTF WIPES LIKE THAT???

 

[Talus]

good shit lil dick shitty balls fuckin lil pussy havin fools..

 

[COPIUM]

hahahaah

 

[Flossalini]

How do you wipe shit on your balls? Now what kind of "I was raised by my mama" shit is that, that you wipe towards your balls? They had to learn that one from they mama. But then again...even my daughter knows to wipe from front to back...reaching from the back. Lil twiggs and berry's!

 

[ESFCE]

lmao, they must walk around with shitty balls then....i couldnt possibly do it that way

 

[enserio]

...OMFG! This is about the funniest thread Ive run into fow a while...who in the fuck taught these foolions to wipe like that...Ive never even considered that an option...nice post...

 

[yee]

hahaha wtf i never even thot of whiping my shit like that before hahaha

 

[Pig-Homo]

lol

 

[YolaN'MyNose707]

i've always wiped my ass by reachin under my balls. you can call me gay, but atleast i dont have shit all over the back of my toilet.

 

[Jar]

you are supposed to keep your dick and balls outside the toilet when you wipe your ass and then wipe your shit in both directions from the back. and also you are supposed to but liquid soap and hot water on the toilet paper until you don't see any more shit...then you finish with dry toilet paper :beard:

 

[YolaN'MyNose707]

WTF?! Monk, is that you?

 

[YOUNGNUTT]

i've always wiped my ass by reachin under my balls. you can call me gay, but atleast i dont have shit all over the back of my toilet.

LMAO!!! LIL DICC!! LMAO!!!

 

[DJ Mark 7]

lol there was a whole thread on this a while back....I can't FATHOM how a man can wipe between his legs....Filthy animals!!!

 

[SLOWPOKE]

i'm fat so i have to put one leg up on the tub then whipe from the center to the side
and repeat till i dont see an autograph!

 

[JIM HAT]

DAMN NUTT.. HAHAHA FUNNY ASS THREAD!

 

[Jar]

i'm fat so i have to put one leg up on the tub then whipe from the center to the side
and repeat till i dont see an autograph!

LMAO

 

[Young Chris707]

LMAO AT THIS WHOLE THREAD......LMAO

 

[Likwid]

Lmfao Slowpoke you crazy. Shit I wipe until theres no brown on the toilet paper. Nobody wants to catch a wiff of shit when you walk by

 

[KALYN]

**backs out of the room slowly**