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NiNe2FiVe

NiNe2FiVe

Sicc OG
#41
Apr 26, 2003
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#41
Gas One said:
market street cinema is only there to hide drugs and guns for market street.

lol @ that shit even being open still
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Yup, that place is a hole. I seen a dude outside get knocked with a 2x4 with a nail stickin out of it.

I got talked into going with a friend from out of state on a Friday afternoon, which isnt really the varsity squad...We got there and I just felt bad for everybody, myself for being there, for my friends opinion of CA slipping away, bad for the girls, bad for the shitty DJ, lol. The conversation with the first girl that saw us went like:

Girl: Hey baby how are you
925: *sigh*...Fine...
Girl: You wanna have some fun, you want a lapdance?
925: No, Im alright...thank you.
Girl: Cmon, you want to go in the back, we can fuck?
925: No...I dont really need Hepatitis...I'll pass.
 
ALL BOUT CHICKEN

ALL BOUT CHICKEN

Allez Les Bleus 🌟🌟
#42
Feb 27, 2006
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Paris, France
www.fubuoverstock.com
#42
Gas One said:
we had a teacher tell this one bitch to stop spreading her leg/ass from the back at the male artists lol she seriously pulled her aside and had a talk about it cuz she was being super raunchy with it...like a 40 year old lady
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lmfaoooooo...

queen of the super duper raunchy raunchy raunchyyyy...


that happened to me two semesters ago, but my teacher didn't say shit.

so, one time i came to class, 15 minutes late (class starts @ 8:30 am). my teacher also comes in late, he comes in maybe 5 minutes before i step in...and the only easel left was in the very middle, dead smack in front of the model, who was like a 60 year old woman...

my my teacher tells us that it'll be a long pose which continues to the end of class (3:00 pm). so the one and only pose of the day, this bitch chooses to do a seated pose with her legs spread wide open. i remember how there were spider webs in between her legs, and how saggy her body was, it was sooooooo fucking gross.
 
SMOKIELOCS

SMOKIELOCS

Sicc OG
#47
Aug 20, 2003
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Rasan said:
I bet they make no money in those strip clubs. I remember I went to a strip club sober once and I wasn't tippin for shit.
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YOU WOULD BE SURPRISED BRO.I SAW 1 BROAD BREAK THIS SQUARE FOR A G LAST NIGHT LOL.SHE HAD HIM IN THE BACK FOR ABOUT A HOUR.I HEARD HER TALKING TO SOME OTHER CHICK ABOUT IT.:confused:
 
NiNe2FiVe

NiNe2FiVe

Sicc OG
#48
Apr 26, 2003
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Yeah, those girls have no problem making any money. I seen more then 1 old white dude sit there and hand a girl $5, $10, and $20's for hours on end for no more then hangin out and shakin her tits in his face.
 
Sydal

Sydal

Sicc OG
#49
Apr 25, 2002
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SMOKIELOCS said:
YOU WOULD BE SURPRISED BRO.I SAW 1 BROAD BREAK THIS SQUARE FOR A G LAST NIGHT LOL.SHE HAD HIM IN THE BACK FOR ABOUT A HOUR.I HEARD HER TALKING TO SOME OTHER CHICK ABOUT IT.:confused:
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Sounds like one of my dudes...haha. One of my boys always swears bitches want him. Strippers, bartenders, etc. etc. I have to tell him at LEAST once a month that it is their JOB to make him think they want him...and that's how they get money out of his ass. He doesn't listen, and always falls for the same shit.

Homie: "I met this bad chick last night bro...she was all over me. I got her number and I'ma go back to her work tomorrow and kick it."

Sydal: "Oh yea? Cool. What does she do?"

Homie: "She dances."

Sydal: "Fuckin' idiot."
 
Dugless206

Dugless206

Sicc OG
#56
Dec 3, 2005
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#56
i went to the Deja Vu in the FedTown out here when i was like 17 or 18 before it got closed down. i was already drunk and thizzin and my boy was driving so we smoked like two blunts to the dome before we went in. we sit down and all the sudden the lights around the stage start blurring and spinnin. so i make my way to the bathroom to regain my composure. they got a set of maybe like twenty steps that go down to the bathroom. dont you know I tumbled down those steps and damn near broke my neck. when i get to the bathroom i go to the stall, sit on the toilet and im sweatin like a mufucka, had my face against the cold bathroom stall wall, just lit. id guess i was in there for maybe like 30 minutes just trying to get back into form. i come back out and sit down by my boy near the stage and this stripper comes up and says some shit about "did you have fun beatin off in the bathroom?" i was hella embarresed and said yo we gotta get the fuck outta here. good times
 
28g w/o the bag

28g w/o the bag

politically incorrect
#57
Jan 18, 2003
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metro's jurisdiction
siccness.net
#57
SMOKIELOCS said:
YOU WOULD BE SURPRISED BRO.I SAW 1 BROAD BREAK THIS SQUARE FOR A G LAST NIGHT LOL.SHE HAD HIM IN THE BACK FOR ABOUT A HOUR.I HEARD HER TALKING TO SOME OTHER CHICK ABOUT IT.:confused:
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hahaha these hoes tell customers shit like "you're cute, you should come back sometime"... and the sad thing is, some dudes actually fall for it

and what i'm thinking is "bitch.... if you really thought i was cute, then you wouldn't have to tell me.... you would've just slipped me your phone number and i can sort of get a clue"

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