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krazee d

krazee d

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My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if
you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?

I think the freezer deserves a light as well.



The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the bag, saw they had
included four sets of plastic silverware. In other words, someone at the
restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about it, and then estimated
that there must be at least four people eating to require such a large amount of
food. Too bad I was eating by myself. There's nothing like being made to feel
like a fat bastard before dinner.
 
krazee d

krazee d

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I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like
about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.


I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want
to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make
any changes to.


Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and
say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know
my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem....
 
krazee d

krazee d

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More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about
is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's
not only better, but also more directly involves me.


Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're
wrong.

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have
fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when
they've invented the lighter?

Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the
complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead
of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you
have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm
gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area
thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.



That's enough, Nickelback.
 
krazee d

krazee d

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I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know" feature on
Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends
with?



There is a great need for sarcasm font.



Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly
realize I had no idea what the f was going on when I first saw it.
 
krazee d

krazee d

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how the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2
trips to bring my groceries in.


The only time I look forward to a red light is when I trying to finish a text.


A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread of
mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it.



Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".
 
krazee d

krazee d

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I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear
is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".


How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile
because you still didn't hear what they said?



I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to
prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!



While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively
swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.
 
krazee d

krazee d

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Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person
died.


I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.


Bad decisions make good stories.


Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is
public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun
that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!



You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when
you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the
rest of the day.
 
explicit_evilz

explicit_evilz

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Here's my stab at it.

1. IDK that the "Here Comes Tecca Nina" was unofficial. You fooled me. I enjoyed it.. =)

Secondly, all the other random thoughts inspire me to take a "stand up comedian's perspective" approach..

Don't you hate waiting for cd's to come out? I mean most of us don't buy them anymore, but we fiend for them, then we get excited when it leaks (typically a week or so early) play it out, then get tired of out, before it even officially drops. (My apologies for such a large, run-on sentance)

And more importantly, (to me anyway) why does every girl lie about NOT giving head? I know they're fuckin' lying, but they will not come off their high horse.

Anyway, just venting..

One more thing, listened to Dirty Wormz, they're dope.

Hopefully, they, Tech, Krizz and Travis can work it out..

Peace
 
TheVille31

TheVille31

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NESTO THE OWNER

Career Killer


1. CAREER KILLER
2. WHERE THEY AT???
3. DEAD PEOPLE
4. PURR F/ YUNG REAL
5. MONEY JUNKIE F/ PAUL MUSSAN & CASH IMAGE
6. SO HARD F/ IRV DA PHENOM
7. INSAINE 101 (SKIT)
8. INSAINE
9. PROBLEMS
10. HIGHWAY F/ EVSCLUSIVE
11. SMOKING PURP F/ B DOUBLE E
12. JEALOUS
13. BE YOURSELF F/ LUCK LUCIFER & JANUARY BLAQ
14. DYNAMITE F/ CODAK CARTER
15. GREATEST EVER
16. LOOK AT EM NOW F/ BLACK WALT
17. TOLD YOU SO F/ S.H.A.D.O.W. & UBIQUITOUS of "Ces Cru" 18. BREAK UP F/ CODAK CARTER
19. HOLD ME DOWN



datpiff
http://www.datpiff.com/Nesto_The_Owner_Career_Killer.m88267.html

he gave this link but it didnt work for me when extracting
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=DEM5NDXB



my boy b double e is performing with tech on the 29th i think
 
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