I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower
first and THEN turn on the water.
Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have
to restart my collection.
"Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.
. Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for
pedophiles...
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no
matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it.
. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a
pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I bet my
ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7
seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...