Why u guyz dinkin' i be on crackz? Eyez just gotz da illiest ride this side of Walla Walla, WA. Hey guyz I'm not on crystal meth, I just gotz a purverted smile. Anywho, jossen just meanz to beez serious 'n not make dem jokes, its this here lingo up in Washington.
Aight, I beez outti, but yall keep posten' on dem iPodz! I jock diz iPod to da fullest and be reperzenting A to the pple all da way! I'm on my lil sis' starwberry imac rite now. I jock dis shit! Ok, i be out.
-PER to the CY