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June 2 2011

A drunk ass nigga crashed his clean ass blazer on 22's into a tree. He blew a .26 so police immediately took his black ass to jail. He now has bullshit dui classes and community service and no whip

from the nigga news network
 
Feb 23, 2004
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leaving my boys out in the country driving on my way to work, kinda in the hurry on a 4 way. but my side was the only one with a stop sign & instead of stopping i smashed it. cuz i have been doing it nothing never comes this way the next thing i knw im sliding to some fruit fields & air bags in my side open up fucking up my ear for about 3 days. i keep hearing a ring on my ear but went away thank god nobody was hurt.hit my side by the back tire almost to my door got lucky ill probably wouldnt be here shit is a eye opener thts for sure. but lady was driving she was ok but no license so i lucked out full coverage insurance payed my shit got a big check now im still debating if i should buy a car in full or payments.. im thinking full cuz my job about to be over in the end of the year..but i loved tht car:dead: NOW I STOP ON EVERY STOP SIGN!! SAFETY FIRST!!
 
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Too many crashes.... Worst one was flipping a 95 or 96 caprice of highway 280 after fallin asleep , I woke up heading towards the divider and over corrected and off down the side of a hill my shit rolled.... No seal belt on but I stayed in the seat, it was pitch black out, my house keys and cell phone flew out of my car somewhere and no one saw it happen so I'm stranded .. Lol

So I walk miles to a gas station and a old lady says I'm bleeding and drives me to my boys house..... Went and seen my shit at the tow yard and the roof was flat every where except where I was sitting ,,, thank god no one was with me,,, I got pictures I'll try to find...

Oh yeah... To make matters worse I landed in thick poison oak.... And I'm allergic to it lol

I crashed another 95caprice.... A work truck... Box chev... And a oldsmolile.. And someone stole my sts and crashed while on a highspeed ,,, they never caught em lol
 

Legman

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Too many crashes.... Worst one was flipping a 95 or 96 caprice of highway 280 after fallin asleep
i fell asleep comin back from san jose headed to the valley on 280, i drove for im guessin a minute maybe more with my eyes shut

im so lucky i didnt crash
 
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sorry to hear man, hope everything is covered

2005 1-5 north heading towards seattle,it was raining, i had a little civic with bald tires. i was going about 75mph and was switching lanes too fast and lost control, missed a couple cars and back end hit the median. back was totaled and rubbing against tires while i drove home.
 

Ne Obliviscaris

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leaving my boys out in the country driving on my way to work, kinda in the hurry on a 4 way. but my side was the only one with a stop sign & instead of stopping i smashed it. cuz i have been doing it nothing never comes this way the next thing i knw im sliding to some fruit fields & air bags in my side open up fucking up my ear for about 3 days. i keep hearing a ring on my ear but went away thank god nobody was hurt.hit my side by the back tire almost to my door got lucky ill probably wouldnt be here shit is a eye opener thts for sure. but lady was driving she was ok but no license so i lucked out full coverage insurance payed my shit got a big check now im still debating if i should buy a car in full or payments.. im thinking full cuz my job about to be over in the end of the year..but i loved tht car:dead: NOW I STOP ON EVERY STOP SIGN!! SAFETY FIRST!!
Just out of curiosity, is English your native language?
 
Jun 23, 2005
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my bro tried to pass up a big rig on a highway in mexico, but his dumb ass was drunk and tried to do it on a curve. theres only 2 lanes on some highways, so when we get to about halfway thru the big rig we see a car bending that corner and my bro dips to the left a little, but its a 50ft drop. luckily the car coming head on swerved in between us and the big rig and banged up on both sides, but we made it. drove a mile on both rims cuz there was no spot to stop.

dudes who we almost crashed into came at us with bangers and shit talkin hella loud, but one of our partners that was with us was the grandson of a boss so that got settled fast. feds came and we had to cash out a couple racks for them not to report that shit cuz we were leaving town in a couple days and couldnt deal with all that.

first thing the feds said is how many people died? then he was surprised no one died.
 

Mike Manson

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Back in 2001 I drove a van from south east Germany up north to Hamburg on the Autobahn at night. Had 5 friends with me in the van. Fell asleep while driving at about 3 or 4am. Got off the road and flipped the van several times. Landed on the side. Had to kick in the windshield to get out. I wasn't drunk or high at the time, but had a bag a weed in the van. Went back into the van before the police arrived, grabbed the bag and hid it.
Two friends had to go to the hospital. Sucked even worse, cause it was in Eastern Germany. Cops were huge faggots. Asked me all kinds of questions while I was bleeding with glass in my arm and shit, then told me to get a tow truck for the totaled van. I asked them to help me call one. They didn't want to but did in the end anyway. Then took me to the police station to question and get a blood test. Had weed in my blood, so I lost my license and since the van was rented, the insurance refused to pay for the damage, so they wanted EUR 35.000 from me.
Had to go to court. Got sober for the occasion, took a drug test myself to present in court. Had a letter from my employer basically saying I'm awesome and need my license. Got lucky and only had to pay for minor shit and the insurance payed for the van. Got my license back in court.

Was one of the worst years of my life though.
 
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This is what happens when a dump truck decides to pull away from the curb without using a turn signal as I tried to pull into the gas station entrance that was infront of it. Totaled out my Jeep. My frame was bent so bad the driver door would barely open.

 
Dec 17, 2002
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ay yo gas, the rental car coverage is optional on full coverage insurance..check your policy.

and they dont just normally shoot u a rental, your coverage will reimburse u a set amount per day for the rental you rent. could be $15, $20, $30 etc.

most places u have to have a major credit card, not a debit card to rent a car.

just givin u a heads up
 
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this happened april fools day around 9 in the morning. I woke up to the sound of this shit. it sounded like a loud ass explosion and scared to hell out of me. nobody believed me when i called to tell them wth happened. lol.
turns out she was pilled out on norcs and other shit. barely conscious and still trying to smash off after.
the lady was in the white jeep. she backed up and try to leave the scene twice. once right when it happened and then another time when CHP was there.




she took out my neighbors car that was in the street.


then hit my brothers car that was in the driveway. tossing it a whole car length over. you can see the tire marks.




then hit my car and pushed it into the garage.


they ended up taking her to jail.



luckily it was early morning and nobody was out and about. it could have been real ugly.
 

BUTCHER 206

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i was driving cautiously and defensively merging from one freeway to another in my 85 cadillac coupe deville and this little red honda about two and a half car lengths in front of me decided to slam on his brakes at 60 mph to a full stop when this asshole dude sped up and merged in to cut him off. it had just started raining for the first time in like a month so when i started pumping my brakes to slow down i knew it wouldnt be enough, and i panic'd and locked them full force and skidded to a stop. everything was like super slow-motion and i skid into his car and barely tapped into his bumper; with about the same amount of force as tapping your shoe on the ground. he got out of his car and you could tell he wanted to act mad just to act mad, he said something like, "what the fuck bro!" and looked at his bumper and i said "sorry" and he just turned hella red and threw his hands in the air got back into his car and drove off. my heart was racing for awhile

another time i was smashing in a 99 nissan sentra on a long stretch of single lane highway on a misty super cold morning; everybody was driving suicidal going 60 with only about a car length in between each other, i was getting tailgated the fuck out of when suddenly for some reason about 10 cars in front of us all slam on their brakes at the same time. everybodys tires locked up and everybody was screeching and sending up smoke and i skid myself into the back of some car, same story as above; like tapping your foot on the ground, was the smallest car crash i can imagine you could get in. some guy behind me skidded off the road and almost got himself totaled in a ditch, i dont know how he managed to not crash badly but at least he didn't total my car into the one in front of me. i pulled off on the shoulder and everybody just sat there for like 30 seconds then everybody pulled off, including the person i bumper tapped. they didnt even get out of the car. i just sat on the shoulder to chill my nerves out for another 5 minutes before getting back on the highway. also i needed to give myself some space from those fuckin maniacs. it takes like fuckin 300+ feet to stop at that kinda speed

i must be blessed cause both 'crashes' could have been extremely serious; and on top of that i didnt have insurance either time. lol
 
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another time i was smashing in a 99 nissan sentra on a long stretch of single lane highway on a misty super cold morning; everybody was driving suicidal going 60 with only about a car length in between each other, i was getting tailgated the fuck out of when suddenly for some reason about 10 cars in front of us all slam on their brakes at the same time. everybodys tires locked up and everybody was screeching and sending up smoke and i skid myself into the back of some car, same story as above; like tapping your foot on the ground, was the smallest car crash i can imagine you could get in. some guy behind me skidded off the road and almost got himself totaled in a ditch, but at least he didn't total my car into the one in front of me. i pulled off on the shoulder and everybody just sat there for like 30 seconds then everybody pulled off, including the person i bumper tapped. i just sat on the shoulder to chill my nerves out for another 5 minutes before getting back on the highway. also i needed to give myself some space from those fuckin maniacs. it takes like fuckin 300+ feet to stop at that kinda speed
"Virtually all current production vehicles' published road braking performance tests indicate stopping distances from 60 mph that are typically 120 to 140 feet"

but yeah, i think about that kind of stuff all the time when im driving. ive taken a highway survival class and we did some dope driving courses to give us a better idea of how long is needed to stop and how fast you can go and still be able to swerve around a car without spinning out....which is faster than you might think haha


havent had any real accidents.....really :cheeky:

when i was like 16 i was out driving in the middle of the night with a car full of people and started fucking around. ended up losing control of the car, but luckily there were zero cars around (we were in the business/industrial area of Hayward). i ended up hitting a street corner while sliding sideways and the car continued to slide for about 50ft to the other curb. 3 blown tires, bent rims and a bent control arm. not too bad.
 
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back in 05 I had my provisional license, was driving with 3 homies in my 96 explorer on 280 coming back from Cupertino or some shit, I had gotten lost somewhere on Woodside and took like 84 then Skyline or some shit to Cupertino or Los Gatos, it was raining hard as fuck.. and on 280 Northbound, right before the exit for Hwy 92, I randomly hydroplaned after I had slowed down to 55, I hydroplaned to the left across 3 lanes and smashed into the guard rail, my car bounced off and still was hydroplaning in reverse. The whole passenger side was totalled. Those Guard Rails really save your life because if it wasnt for that, its like an 80 foot drop and start rolling until you reach southbound 280. I didnt even go home that night, the next day I had to tell my pops and he was super heated, ended up getting the car fixed for free since my pops works in a body shop. When he was done with that shit it looked like it was never in an accident. Even straightened the chassis and every thing. After that and til this day I drive real careful in the rain.
 

BUTCHER 206

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Damn driving, you scary! lol

but no seriously like a stunningly large percentage of people will get into an accident within their first 10 years of having a license; you're almost guaranteed to get into one. im going to cross my fingers and hope i dont ever have to sign into this thread with lived-to-tell-about-it
 
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i flipped my first car 2 days after i got it. spun and was sliding sideways. looked out the side window and saw a big fucking tree coming up real fast. luckily the wheels caught the curb and bounced me back and flipped me up on to the roof. slid down the road on the roof for about 100 meters the back onto the wheels. car was totaled but could have been a lot worse if i had skipped straight over the curb into the tree.