THE OFFICIAL FUCK MYSPACE IT WONT WORK SIGN IN
- Thread starter Pig-Homo
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every time u see an ad on myspace think of it as money in his pocket.
but see im not really into myspace. i have a profile and all and check my msgs once a day, so when i get that error im jus like "oh well" and try it again some other time. id say im on it for about 3 minutes once a day to every other day lol. it lost its appeal when the whores littered there bulletins with some retarded shit..
(actual bulletins)
"im bored" (SIGN OFF THEN!!)
"send this to 64 other people or you will get into a serious car accident and die and your girlfriend or boyfriend will leave you" (
)
"OMG my cat did the funniest thing today with her new scratch post" (bet that didnt get many looks)
"does someone have some money they can lend?" (might as well just change your picture to a sign that says "will add comment for food")
"please,i am sooo bord" (same broad, 45 minutes later)
"ive been to this totally killer new dating website" (myspam)
"who has weed for sale??" (msg i replied with: oink oink)
"Myspace is going to be shut down unless u sign this petition" (dont fall for it)
but see im not really into myspace. i have a profile and all and check my msgs once a day, so when i get that error im jus like "oh well" and try it again some other time. id say im on it for about 3 minutes once a day to every other day lol. it lost its appeal when the whores littered there bulletins with some retarded shit..
(actual bulletins)
"im bored" (SIGN OFF THEN!!)
"send this to 64 other people or you will get into a serious car accident and die and your girlfriend or boyfriend will leave you" (
)"OMG my cat did the funniest thing today with her new scratch post" (bet that didnt get many looks)
"does someone have some money they can lend?" (might as well just change your picture to a sign that says "will add comment for food")
"please,i am sooo bord" (same broad, 45 minutes later)
"ive been to this totally killer new dating website" (myspam)
"who has weed for sale??" (msg i replied with: oink oink)
"Myspace is going to be shut down unless u sign this petition" (dont fall for it)
TROLL said:
every time u see an ad on myspace think of it as money in his pocket.
but see im not really into myspace. i have a profile and all and check my msgs once a day, so when i get that error im jus like "oh well" and try it again some other time. id say im on it for about 3 minutes once a day to every other day lol. it lost its appeal when the whores littered there bulletins with some retarded shit..
(actual bulletins)
"im bored" (SIGN OFF THEN!!)
"send this to 64 other people or you will get into a serious car accident and die and your girlfriend or boyfriend will leave you" ( )
"OMG my cat did the funniest thing today with her new scratch post" (bet that didnt get many looks)
"does someone have some money they can lend?" (might as well just change your picture to a sign that says "will add comment for food")
"please,i am sooo bord" (same broad, 45 minutes later)
"ive been to this totally killer new dating website" (myspam)
but see im not really into myspace. i have a profile and all and check my msgs once a day, so when i get that error im jus like "oh well" and try it again some other time. id say im on it for about 3 minutes once a day to every other day lol. it lost its appeal when the whores littered there bulletins with some retarded shit..
(actual bulletins)
"im bored" (SIGN OFF THEN!!)
"send this to 64 other people or you will get into a serious car accident and die and your girlfriend or boyfriend will leave you" (
)"OMG my cat did the funniest thing today with her new scratch post" (bet that didnt get many looks)
"does someone have some money they can lend?" (might as well just change your picture to a sign that says "will add comment for food")
"please,i am sooo bord" (same broad, 45 minutes later)
"ive been to this totally killer new dating website" (myspam)
I don't know why the people who add me do so. I never sign onto Myspace anymore, and I don't read people's pages. Not even my friends in real life who begged me to join Myspace get comments. I don't read their blogs. I don't even read my friend's Livejournals anymore.
I get these weird folks adding me. I mean, folks who DON'T know me from another site or from real life. It's cool that some friends from here added me, because I know you. But when some scantily clad broad sends me an add request and her user pic is a picture of her showing her ass... No, she's not getting added.
I had a guy try to add me and his user pic was him making out with some girl. He had also sent me a message in which he requested we hang out some time since we're both single.
Myspace is weird.
I get these weird folks adding me. I mean, folks who DON'T know me from another site or from real life. It's cool that some friends from here added me, because I know you. But when some scantily clad broad sends me an add request and her user pic is a picture of her showing her ass... No, she's not getting added.
I had a guy try to add me and his user pic was him making out with some girl. He had also sent me a message in which he requested we hang out some time since we're both single.
Myspace is weird.
