the OFFICAL "I Just Got Laid" Thread

[WUT IS IT]

first to sign, time for a nap

 

[Chree]

hahha great idea, u know hella fools gonna be lyin tho, i remember back in the day ud go around like "smell my finger" lol this is the smell my finger of the siccness!

 

[tyson]

Havent fucked since last wendsday. so 4 days ago.

 

[Chree]

haha tyson, wasnt u the dude always with the random ass goofy sex questions and comments?

 

[DJ Mark 7]

haha tyson, wasnt u the dude always with the random ass goofy sex questions and comments?

lol yes....Maybe he had text message sex tho....don't hate a playa

 

[fillyacup]

does masterbating count? if so i had an orgy, with left and right.....

man, i havent had pussy since last saturday, or was it friday?

 

[Codeine]

lol yes....Maybe he had text message sex tho....don't hate a playa

LOL.........Text Message Sex. That shit had me rolling.

Getting laid is fun! Skeeet Skeeet.

 

[nofx]

damn not tonight
my broad pregnant so she allways complaining when im tryna beast

i hope you are lying, but if you aren't i feel terribly sorry for your seeds who have a father with the mind of an eleven year old.
RIP

 

[miguel_510]

does masterbating count? if so i had an orgy, with left and right.....

man, i havent had pussy since last saturday, or was it friday?

maybe it was never

 

[Ne Obliviscaris]

if its rare enuogh for you to get laid that you need to start a thread about it, you need to spend less time online.

 

[WUT IS IT]

if its rare enuogh for you to get laid that you need to start a thread about it, you need to spend less time online.

oh trust me i get mine, probably more than you ever will

anyway theres enough stupid threads all over the siccness so this just adds to it

 

[nofx]

w/e makes you feel better daddy
don't you feel bad that your newborn will be born with a lower iq than forrest gump due to your heredity disability?

 

[Ne Obliviscaris]

if your insecure enough that you need to try and justify your post by talking about how you 'get yours' , then you defintaly need to spend more time offline.

 

[nofx]

here leme do you a favor for you so you can bail yourself out:

hahahahahahahahah!

 

[nofx]

some good reading material for you:

 

[miguel_510]

w/e makes you feel better daddy

he called u daddy

 

[nofx]

you can do it, i believe in you

 

[Chree]

nofx showin some of the literature he grew up on hahaha

 

[nofx]

I hope these books will help you with your future seeds

 

[nofx]

nofx showin some of the literature he grew up on hahaha

laughing at one's own joke a clear sign of desperation.