The Never-Ending Story Game!
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Banner was wearing purple tights with a bright orange "CM" superimposed on his chest, a yellow cape, red knee high boots and a black mask similiar something Bootsy Collins or any member of Funkadelic might've worn back in the day.
Upon seeing this monstrosity, our reluctant hero asked, "What's the CM mean?"
Banner replied, "Crackman bitch!".
Then our guy asked, "What happened to those Caddillacs on 22's?"
"I smoked 'em," said Banner.
At the moment all the crackwhores pulled out broken glass dicks and tried stabbing our poor protaganist, but he ran screaming like bitch until he spotted a ray of hope. He couldn't believe his eyes when he saw.........
Upon seeing this monstrosity, our reluctant hero asked, "What's the CM mean?"
Banner replied, "Crackman bitch!".
Then our guy asked, "What happened to those Caddillacs on 22's?"
"I smoked 'em," said Banner.
At the moment all the crackwhores pulled out broken glass dicks and tried stabbing our poor protaganist, but he ran screaming like bitch until he spotted a ray of hope. He couldn't believe his eyes when he saw.........
A huge bright light that was blinding and appeared outta nowhere......it was a doctor shining his light into his eyes.
" Mr. Escobar.....can you see this light Mr Escobar...?...Mr. Escobar, your in Chicago State Mental Hospital and my name is Dr. Waters, Can you hear me Mr. Escobar....? "
at this point he knew what happened.....it had been years since the last time, He really thought it was over...but it wasnt....
It was starting all over again .....just like the old man in the woods told him it would....
" Mr. Escobar.....can you see this light Mr Escobar...?...Mr. Escobar, your in Chicago State Mental Hospital and my name is Dr. Waters, Can you hear me Mr. Escobar....? "
at this point he knew what happened.....it had been years since the last time, He really thought it was over...but it wasnt....
It was starting all over again .....just like the old man in the woods told him it would....
Yes, the old man in the woods. It was all coming back to him. It was Pai Mei's long distant cousin Huang Dong who was wise beyond is his year in drug taking. He had tried every drug known to man, but had slipped to mention to our hero to never fuck with the ever so dangerous PCP...the one drug that could make you...
at the same time 2pac,biggie and elvis reemerged with a"haha u thought iwas dead but we were in cuba gettin high tour" and stole all the tickets sales,so to get revenge they called suge knight to organize a assassination of the formerly dead musicians...then news of this was leaked to the public and suge knight was badly raped and mutilated by a raging gang of white suburban tupac groupies who claimed to be livin da thug life
Yes, the old man in the woods. It was all coming back to him. It was Pai Mei's long distant cousin Huang Dong who was wise beyond is his year in drug taking. He had tried every drug known to man, but had slipped to mention to our hero to never fuck with the ever so dangerous PCP...the one drug that could make you...
lose it altogether, since PCP has a base chemical that interferes with the neurotransmitters in his altered brain....it screws up all the reprogramming the doc's did on him after the accident.
He knew what this was going to mean, another labotomy.....great. He was just gettin used to having hair again and the headaches had stopped....the voices went away....
He knew he shouldnt have smoked that Mexican shit.....after his last adventure in Tijuana you think he would have learned his lesson after waking up handcuffed in a Mexican prison....
" Mr Escobar.....Do you know how you got here....Do you remember what happened ? "
at this point two men in black suits step into the room.....
" great....Smith and Jones are here... " he though to himself....he knew what this meant as well ...debriefing.
" Mr Escobar.....we need to discuss what you remember....." the doc tried again
" Ugghhh....yeah...i kinda remember....it all started with..........
lose it altogether, since PCP has a base chemical that interferes with the neurotransmitters in his altered brain....it screws up all the reprogramming the doc's did on him after the accident.
He knew what this was going to mean, another labotomy.....great. He was just gettin used to having hair again and the headaches had stopped....the voices went away....
He knew he shouldnt have smoked that Mexican shit.....after his last adventure in Tijuana you think he would have learned his lesson after waking up handcuffed in a Mexican prison....
" Mr Escobar.....Do you know how you got here....Do you remember what happened ? "
at this point two men in black suits step into the room.....
" great....Smith and Jones are here... " he though to himself....he knew what this meant as well ...debriefing.
" Mr Escobar.....we need to discuss what you remember....." the doc tried again
" Ugghhh....yeah...i kinda remember....it all started with..........
Then Mr. Escobar realized he couldn't figure out what was real and what wasn't. Did he go on tour Jouney and the Beastie Boys? Did Pac and Big really come out of hiding and was the ever-intruding presences of Jones and Smith really standing over him wanting to debrief him on a top secret mission he had no clue about, and where the hell were these gay memories of Lil Flip and Kevin Costner coming from? Suddenly, the lights went out and there were gunshots and screams. When the lights came back, laying there dead on the floor was ...
his dealer........he just couldnt take it anymore....He was tired of being strung out on shrooms and acid for the past 5 years, that dealer took every penny from him, his manhhod, 2 cars, and even his 3rd wife...the other two didnt exist,they were only in his head....but the 3rd was real, really gone off to live with the dealer...
He felt the hot barrel of the .44 magnum press against his leg as he lowered the barrell....He finally did it, after all the thinking and stressing he finally did it...
he raised the barrell again with tears streaming down his face.....fired 5 more shots and walked out of the bulding.....
He put the gun back in the bag and slung it over his shoulder....
It was time for a drink...and he knew just where to go..............
He felt the hot barrel of the .44 magnum press against his leg as he lowered the barrell....He finally did it, after all the thinking and stressing he finally did it...
he raised the barrell again with tears streaming down his face.....fired 5 more shots and walked out of the bulding.....
He put the gun back in the bag and slung it over his shoulder....
It was time for a drink...and he knew just where to go..............
To CHURCH! Like a good catholic man, he went up for communion, except he took more than a swig, and went ahead and punched the whole thing of wine. Feeling a little bit tipsy, and a little bit unfresh, he decided to swan dive into the pool of holy water. He got up with a tremendous headache, but much to his surprise he saw...
Jesus Christ himself......and this Jesus has a 2x4 and a mean mugg and was sportin a T-shirt that said "Dont fuck with me, Im God "
" Hey muthafucka, you gone have to cut that shit out and cough up some bread fo my drank you killed....nigga you in my house now and you gonna drink all my muthafuckin Banana Red Mad dogg... "
" Hey muthafucka, you gone have to cut that shit out and cough up some bread fo my drank you killed....nigga you in my house now and you gonna drink all my muthafuckin Banana Red Mad dogg... "
with a smirk on his face, the Jesus pulled off his mask, and it was George Carlin. George turned around ran outside where he was fatally hit by a car in an intersection by a yugo. George Bush heard of this, and declared Yugoslavia obviously has weapons of mass destruction and said this was to be a day of mourning. The George Bush also decided...
he was living proof that incest is bad..after a few tacos and some dos equis' dey went over to the mariachi tent and started dancin....a few hours go by and george is drunk and full of tacos made of god knows wut kind of meat... he looks around and his world starts spinning... next thing u know theres giant penises with wings attacking him and he runs like crazy...."the taco meat was tainted" he said to himself....
in all actuality, the giant penises were nothing more than hullincations. in reality antonio banderas and robert rodriguez were chasing george in attemtpts to pitch there idea for the newest film in the mariachi chronicles. the basic premise is "el" retires to train george to become the baddest mariachi there is, so he can take over the white house for la raza and eradicate all of the american/mexican boarders to unite the two countires as a geopolitical powerhouse to rule the world. but due to the bad tacos all george could see and hear was seminal secretions oozing from the holes of the giant penises. suddenly, george forze with fear as he made a devistating realization...
"Wait a minute..."
He had flashbacks of the Congo jungle and wild rebels chasing him with AK-47s screaming obscenities in Congolese...." Ettua Analo Kill " which translates into "Die Devil Monkey"
George remember the small packet of white powder the man had given him.....it was time for revenge....he began rolling a dollar bill....
He had flashbacks of the Congo jungle and wild rebels chasing him with AK-47s screaming obscenities in Congolese...." Ettua Analo Kill " which translates into "Die Devil Monkey"
George remember the small packet of white powder the man had given him.....it was time for revenge....he began rolling a dollar bill....