The Never-Ending Story Game!

[lVleNaCe]

Why don't we have one of these yet?

Here's how it goes. One person starts out giving a situation and starts the story and then makes the last sentance open ended. Like a-so.

ex.
There once was a white kid who wanted so much to be black. His Parents disaproved of his blackness. So he...

Then the next person joins it finishing the last sentance and adding his own touch to it and leaving the last sentance opened ended. Like a-so.

ex.
ate majikal wishing beans from the ass fairy. They gave him Three wishes. His first wish was for...

Do you understand?

I'm gonna let someone else start it out. So when someone starts it will begin.

 

[Lamberto Quintero]

There once was a white kid who wanted so much to be black. His Parents disaproved of his blackness. So he...

Went out and bought this new kind of gatorade. It's actually called Afrinade. It was guaranteed on the bottle that it would turn you black. It was served in a 40 oz. bottle with an optional paper bag and one person out of every five would win a Du Rag(sp). So he drank it, and at first, he was very pleased. He could jump higher, run faster, and every once in a while he would start to freestyle uncontrolibly. But after a while, he didnt like the other side effecrts. He would get sudden urges for fried chicken, watermelons, and kool-aid. Also, he would get mean mugged by every cop no matter what which was something he wasent used to. After he realized everything that went with being black, he...

 

[RIX]

HE STARTED HAVIN DIAHHREA AND HE PULLED HIS PANTS DOWN SAT ON THA TOILET, TOOK A SHIT, AND GOT UP, N THOUGHT HE WAS MELTING...

 

[jay deuce]

HE STARTED HAVIN DIAHHREA AND HE PULLED HIS PANTS DOWN SAT ON THA TOILET, TOOK A SHIT, AND GOT UP, N THOUGHT HE WAS MELTING...

but he really wasnt melting it was just dirty ass leakage....he wiped his filthy ass and decided to go eat some doritios without washing his hands....

 

[Lamberto Quintero]

but he really wasnt melting it was just dirty ass leakage....he wiped his filthy ass and decided to go eat some doritios without washing his hands....

He thought they were normal doritos, but they were actually a special kind of doritos that turn you Mexican. All of a sudden, all he wanted to do was eat beans and work out in the fields while getting paid in peanuts. While he was working out in the fields he ate a strawberry and...

 

[Nightbreed]

...and a bean sprout burst through the top of his head. It grew and grew above the clouds until it stopped infront of an intergalactic stip club in the delta quadrent. A Plutonian stripper happened to be running from the most feared pimp in the universe, Kachlack Grablonar of Planet Hoslap, when she spotted the sprout and slid down it to meet our psuedo-mexican hero. When he saw the titties on this interstellar bitch he said.......

 

[DeWalt]

died from pesticide poising

 

[DeWalt]

poisining

 

[Lamberto Quintero]

and "Died from Pesticide Poisining" actually meant "look at those fuckin titties" in intergalactic jargon. The bitch heard him say that and asked him to hide her. He used his negotiating skills and got the bitch to suck his dick if he hid her. She agreed and...

 

[lVleNaCe]

He busted a nutt so BIG he killed the bitch like Too $hort did BlowJob Betty! He got so scared he had a heart attack and ALMOST died, but...

 

[naner12]

he remember he had a blunt of some kill in his pocket. soon as he was half way done he was gonna put it out BUT ...

 

[mustynutz]

then the smoke turned green and little sparkles began flyin everywhere, all of a sudden a genie pops outta thin air
" You have summoned me master ?" says the 3'2" genie dressed in a Sean John fit and some Iron Sheik shoes.
High ass hell, He suddenly realizes his luck...." So you are mine to command ? " he says quickly...

" Yes Master, I am Doja, the genie in the bong...I am yours to command for eternity "

 

[mustynutz]

" OK, I want weed......bring me a ton of weed "

The midget smiles suspisciously and winks...."OK"

"Shizzlezamma....Alucard....SilasGreenbackus...."

and a puff of smoke emits from thin air......."Look behind you master"


He turns around and catches a whiff of the mountains of weed behind him...."HOLY SHIT"
he runs closer to the stacks of trees...the smells almost getting him high....he stands there ...in front of him is a ton of weed....12 feet high...He eagerly grabs at the branches to get some goodness to smoke...

"HEY WAIT A MINUTE.....THIS IS BAMMER..."

 

[Eskimo Pie]

Then he slaps the shit out've the genie for giving him bammer

 

[Lamberto Quintero]

Then suddenly, the genie turns into its true form. Immediately after being slapped, the genie became none other than Rod Stewart. Suddenly, Maggie May started to play and Rod began to sing. Although the weed was bammer, the doritos which turned him Mexican made him somehow get really high off of it, since it was his people's weed. He listened to Rod Stewart for a little longer, then...

 

[mustynutz]

He heard a knock at the door, which was strange because he was outside....but since he was high off the ton of mexican bammer he smoked he though nothin of it and got up and opened an invisible door
" Hi Stranger can we come over and test out our new sex toys ? "

said the leader of the Oakland Raiderettes, who was obviously high on E and has a small white powder remaining under her nose....

 

[Eskimo Pie]

"Sure" he says exitedly "As long as I can help out with the test"
The Raiderettes agree and then proceed to open a suitcase filled with interesting gadgets of pleasure

 

[mustynutz]

But then the weirdest thing happened....the Raiderettes suddenly began transforming.....wrinkles started appearing....their hair began to fall out....teeth began hittin the floor...breasts began sagging... crackpipe burn marks appeared, lips began chapping...a foul smell like burnt plastic filled the air

Then he heard the familiar sound of a door locking and an evil laugh....."We're Rick James's Bitches"

the had all transformed into hideous crackheads from the 80's crack revolution...they were the former dopefiend whores of the late great Rick James....and they were back for revenge.

 

[William206]

One of the bitches Pulls out a knife and trys to stab him.. He jumps back and pulled out a knife of his
own and started stabbing bitches left and right.( he has a knife becuase When he ate the chips he had
a uncontrolable passion for having a knife on him at all times).. after he stabbed like 4 bitches the rest
jumped on him and he was getting his ass kicked..

When he thought all hope was lost...charlie
murphey runs into the invisible room and starts jump kicking and slapin all the bitchs.. Charile picks him up off the ground and runs 64 spaceship on dubs and swiches, and smashes off to his intergalatic hideout

 

[William206]

Charile picks him up off the ground and runs to his 1964 spaceship on dubs and swiches, and smashes off to his intergalatic hideout