THE I WAS SO DRUNK THE OTHER NIGHT....

[MizeryMade]

yea meaning the "cool story, bro" pictures stopped being funny 5 pages ago.

how hard is it to post somethin relevant to the thread. some of you guys are worse than bitches. if your gonna come in the thread and try to be funny guy and still tho show, make sure the material you come with isnt pissed on.

No one cares that you were SO DRUNK THE OTHER NIGHT.

I don't give two squirts of semen about what you think is funny! Catchin' feelings over some shit I posted. GTFOH with that bullshit! BTW, its "steal the show" you ignorant jackass!

Go cower up in a corner and contemplate suicide since you're so distraught.

 

[savdout916]

No one cares that you were SO DRUNK THE OTHER NIGHT.

I don't give two squirts of semen about what you think is funny! Catchin' feelings over some shit I posted. GTFOH with that bullshit! BTW, its "steal the show" you ignorant jackass!

Go cower up in a corner and contemplate suicide since you're so distraught.

you "steal" talking shit?

LMAO

 

[Neshani]

This weekend my friends told me that last weekend I WAS SO DRUNK I puked out of the second story window of my friend's apartment. I have no memory of this at all. So yeah, apparently I throw up out of windows when I get real drunk.

Sorry, not a very cool story. Bro?

 

[Sydal]

One night, I went out and got FUCKED UP! Went home, cooked dinner (or breakfast...whatever it's called at 3 AM), got some pussy, and woke up to a text message saying, "Thanks for last night...give me a call later".

I'm cool, I win. HAHA!

 

[The Duke of Earl]

one night i got drunk not wasted and fucked a fat chick and bragged about it to all my friends and they still look at me funny when that story comes up . WIN

 

[M BUTCHER 206]

Listerine won't help at all. It just makes the alcohol breath even stronger. It's got like 20% in it or something like that. Me and the homies tried that when we were in Chicago. Showed up hella late for class, still half shot, tried to use listerine to hide the alcohol breath, but just made it worse. The instructors said we stunk up the whole class room pretty bad lol

i know i meant like, even if i were dead sober i wouldnt even want to risk the fuckin mouth wash setting off the breathalizer

lol a little extreme but thats what i meant