THE I WAS SO DRUNK THE OTHER NIGHT....

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Joey

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I was so drunk last night that i was drivin around town drunk smokin bowls n shit....

and ive only been driving for a week cuz ive been walkin for 4 years cuz of a dui and im already fuckin up again lol. hopfully im really high on oxy and crash head on into a tree and spray brains and lil bits of skull everywhere for someone to clean up.
R u serious??
 
Aug 24, 2003
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aww thats so sweet of you

just kidding.. i dunno if i had a dui on my shit i wouldnt touch the steering wheel of a car even after only using some listerine or eating a mint, lol, let alone after being posted at a bar. one of my old friends recently had a shouting match with his gf and smashed off in his truck after just a couple of beers, hit some corner going like 35 and wrecked against some asian dudes car who was doing something stupid on the wrong side of the street. doesnt matter tho blew over the limit and now hes royally fucked instead of the other guy
 
Feb 14, 2004
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i was fuckin hammered last night tho i woke up at 8am today sitting strait up in the fuckin computer chair
LMAO! That happened to me before. No clue how I got in the chair. No clue if I was on the Siccness or not before I passed out . lol
 
Feb 14, 2004
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aww thats so sweet of you

just kidding.. i dunno if i had a dui on my shit i wouldnt touch the steering wheel of a car even after only using some listerine or eating a mint, lol, let alone after being posted at a bar. one of my old friends recently had a shouting match with his gf and smashed off in his truck after just a couple of beers, hit some corner going like 35 and wrecked against some asian dudes car who was doing something stupid on the wrong side of the street. doesnt matter tho blew over the limit and now hes royally fucked instead of the other guy
Listerine won't help at all. It just makes the alcohol breath even stronger. It's got like 20% in it or something like that. Me and the homies tried that when we were in Chicago. Showed up hella late for class, still half shot, tried to use listerine to hide the alcohol breath, but just made it worse. The instructors said we stunk up the whole class room pretty bad lol
 
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^^yea listerine wont work. i dont even think any of that special gum bullshit they made will work. most of the times when your drunk it wont even matter if your breath smells straight cuz the smell will start to come outta your pores and shit, so basically your fucked either way. jus gotta know the back routes to your local liquor store and you'll be straight. lol
 
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

haha u drank and didnt go into work..i still cant belive that shit..u a defintion of a bitch
you probably dont even have a job locster. you gotta find a different approach when you post cuz honestly, you've been postin gay shit since 2002 now. do your homework bitch.