THE GTA "SAN ANDREAS" MEGA-THREAD!!!

[fillyacup]

switch it!

 

[pimpsmooth420]

i just did that one, after you kill them you gotta go to the Spray can (pay and spray) to get ya car fixed

thanks for the info playa

 

[KayDubb]

i gotta question for yall. im just gettin over into San Fierro, but I wanna go to the casino's bad as fuck so i swam across and as soon as i touch land i got 4 stars, so i shoot a pig, grab his bronco and start lookin for the paynspray thats near the strip. i havent been able to make it there yet but i see it on the map that comes with the game. my question is....
do i have to wait until the bridge is open to go play some blackjack or can i just get to that paynspray and get rid of my stars and chill in vegas. cuz im gettin tired of this country shit out by san fierro. the mexican dude is holed up wit my sister and im supposed to go look on the highway to san fierro for dude truck of coke that he picks up every week or whatever. anyone know how far away i am or what shit i should do first to get to the Vegas part?

 

[KayDubb]

oh and whats wit this crazy bitch that i just fucked and she like chained me up and whipped me and then we go out and robb shit all the time? is she my new bitch and now i dont fuck wit denise no more or what? cuz i was at 95 percent wit denise and i also wanna bang that mexican chick with the rag shirt on when the game loads, she look hott for a video game bitch

 

[Mac Jesus]

If you real fat and go in the driving school, sometimes there's a girl there who can become your girlfriend - but she says i'm too skinny.

Has anyone seen the ghost cars out by back-o-beyond, by the 2 horse shoe shaped rocks. Bunch of smashed up cars, that roll up with no one in it - you can take it to the pay and spray and it's still smashed up. Heard some folkz, talk about Big foot being in that area - only shows up at certain times tho.

Also at the top of Mount Chilidad You can find a parachute and go base jumping off the mountain - this game is the shit.

 

[DaytonFamily]

u cant go to islands that arent unblocked, u get stars and die

 

[x4norteno14]

wheres the driving school at is it in los santos

 

[Gringo Starr]

wheres the driving school at is it in los santos

Its not...its in San Fierro...and the motorcycle,boat,and airplane(REQUIRED SCHOOL) are all in Los Venturas...

 

[ComputerNerd]

YO, anyone want to buy GTA San Andreas game from me ? i had to buy a 2nd game to check if it was my disc or my system that was freezing. it was my system, so i got the new slim ps2. it's sick

so if anyone wants the game, i'm selling it for $30 that includes OVERNIGHT shipppin.....

hit the email...........

[email protected]

 

[DVS ONE]

is anybody else getting audio problems,like skipping and major voice distortion,im wondering if its my system or the game????

 

[KayDubb]

more than likely its your ps2, cuz i had to do the same shit the other guy was talking about. i just copped one of them new skinny ps2's with the ethernet hookups already in the bitch for $150 and now i have no problems with this game like i did on my old ps2.

anyone wanna buy a fucked up ps2 for $10? haha

 

[Jake]

you could fix that other ps2 in like 2 minutes....i fix ps2 and xbox all the time as a little side job,shit is easy money,there are plenty of sites that can run through it step by step...its just a voltage adjustment for the lens...but dont tell anybody that,i wont get any work,haha

 

[skitz]

is anybody else getting audio problems,like skipping and major voice distortion,im wondering if its my system or the game????

I did to...during the first few san fierro missions, it made weird ass noises. I think it was only in that part of the game

 

[$ic K]

man this game is super tight, i aint eva played some shit that makes me feel like its so realistic, when im shootin at some essays in my bucket, and shit, then this foo says stab out CJ, im like YEAH! this shits got me amped up, all the different clothes and styles, and how u can work out and stay in shape and shit! im sportin the coke white t blu jeans and airmax lol.....im lovin it when dude throws up if u eat to much 2 fast...

anyway i just got it like 4 days ago im doin aite, but i just got Respect Upgraded - You can now run a three man gang.

is that anything 2 player related, im yet to know what the 2player means.... im confused the damn instructions arent even really instructions its some adds n shit lol

 

[KayDubb]

you could fix that other ps2 in like 2 minutes....i fix ps2 and xbox all the time as a little side job,shit is easy money,there are plenty of sites that can run through it step by step...its just a voltage adjustment for the lens...but dont tell anybody that,i wont get any work,haha

any chance you could direct me to those sites? then i can sell my old one to someone cuz it has a network adapter on it too that i just bought then i went and bought the new one with it already in it so i could get like 75 from someone for it maybe.

 

[Jake]

any chance you could direct me to those sites? then i can sell my old one to someone cuz it has a network adapter on it too that i just bought then i went and bought the new one with it already in it so i could get like 75 from someone for it maybe.

http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/ps2/game/26308.html


look in the "disc read error" faqs...it might just need an extensive lens cleansing but if not they have the voltage adjustment walkthroughs included in them also...but just try to clean the actual lens with a cottan swab and some alcohol first,believe it or not 75% of the time its all it is..those store bought lens cleaners suck,they are good for upkeep after you actual clean it,but other than that they dont do much

 

[Gringo Starr]

Anyone unlocked and shopped at the store "Victims" yet???THat muthafucka wont open goddamnit!!!

 

[skitz]

^^it unlocks when you unlock san venturas

 

[Young Source]

oh tru, i was gettin mad as hell becuase i couldn't find a way to get that open.

 

[Gringo Starr]

^^it unlocks when you unlock san venturas

Well,im on the 3rd island...doin missions for the Tereno guy and that STUPID ASS flyin liscence mission(man that shit is hard and very frustrating)...so did i not OFFICIALLY unlock Las Venturas?Holla....