THE GAYEST FUCKING POST I'VE EVER READ ON THE SICCNESS

[Zer0.MediA]

Nice to click a link on the sicc and get "How do those balls taste, madam...?" as the first post.

 

[I AM]

Really? I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK..LOL

So none of you guys who actually talk to this fool thought he was a little bit off? Holy fuck. The first quote is from a thread he made last night in the Sista Side, the 2nd quote is from August.

Jesus this guy asks some of the stupidest, gayest fucking questions you could come up with.

they say worn out eyes means a woman has worn out vagina. ive never noticed if this is true, cuz pussy is pussy, but do a womans vagina match her eyes?

ever since my last girl, ive been concerned with the way my body looks like.

i mean im athletic, with a slight beer belly, and the only body part ive been concerned about is the way my ass looks like.

i gave my ass a good smack last night and it's ass no doubt - fatty, somewhat hairy (i pulled some ass hairs off, to see how long they was, damn taht hurt)

and i got ass pimples from swamp ass cuz im athletic, so i tend to pick on them and leave crater scabs like you would see on other planets when meteors hit into them.

also, i noticed i got this vagina like cleft - kinda like a cameltoe, on the left side of my ass cheek.

i became very aware and concious that one night, when i got up butt naked to use the bathroom, and i gave my girlfriend that sexy butt naked walk while turning my head sideways to give her that sexy manliness look.

i only saw a glance at her staring at me before she smiled again, but she gave me that glance of "ugggghhhh, hell naw" like a retarded mac dre thizz face.

i didnt say anything, it was bad enough that i had to use socks in our relationship cuz i had bunions and corns, and hey im a man who the fuck pedicures and smooths their feet.

but it just dawned on me that i have a wall butt, just straight up and down and its shaped like a square.

ive tried toning it, but i just cant get the results.

ive given up, i have a droopy cameltoe wall square butt.

all im asking is if the shape and firmness of a butt is important to the ladies in a man, cuz it seems like they would like a firm shapley ass on a guy since it would equate to powerful forcefull thrusts in the bedroom.

im okay in every other department, jsut my ass.

so what you ladys think, is there other body parts besides a mans ass, that you find more attractive than a mans ass????

im just trying to regain my confidence, like i thought i could work on my weaknesses, but maybe i should work out harder on other body parts and get them more defined, maybe this will overcome my one major deficiency.

 

[Unknownn]

I'm copying this from the Sista Side forum....and posting it here because this is seriously fucking off the wall shit.

Who the fuck says shit like this or let alone would think to ask this on the fucking Siccness of all places?

http://www.siccness.net/vb/showthread.php?p=4740824#post4740824

lmao!!!!!! props for exposing the fagboy.

 

[Unknownn]

marty50 - most insecure faggot on the net

 

[mrtonguetwista]

lmaooo "athletic with a beer belly" hahahaha

 

[I AM]

lmaooo "athletic with a beer belly" hahahaha

like he's got a fuckin person ad on the sicc ya know lol

talkin about pickin zits on his fuckin ass

WHAT THE FUCK nobody wants to know that shit. NOBODY. Get pro active for your ass mutha fucka!

 

[Rossibreath]

like he's got a fuckin person ad on the sicc ya know lol talkin about pickin zits on his fuckin ass WHAT THE FUCK nobody wants to know that shit. NOBODY. Get pro active for your ass mutha fucka!

Lol the other day there was a pro active commercial on & i thought it wud b funny 2 call & ask the operator if it works on butts.

 

[I AM]

They got it for backs now I think. I bet you could use that. LOL I'm not sure though cause I don't use the shit. Never really had that many zits, I had my fair share but no real acne problem.

 

[Rossibreath]

Lol i dont hav any zits, i just thought it wud b funny 2 ask if it works on butts.

 

[I AM]

Nah I know lol I didn't assume you had an acne problem....i didn't think abotu it that much actually haaha

 

[Rossibreath]

Haha word

 

[5ive1en]

They got it for backs now I think.

Yup, back acne. Its called Bacne.

 

[DeepEastBeast]

Hahahahahaha

 

[5ive1en]

So none of you guys who actually talk to this fool thought he was a little bit off? Holy fuck. The first quote is from a thread he made last night in the Sista Side, the 2nd quote is from August.

Jesus this guy asks some of the stupidest, gayest fucking questions you could come up with.

That post about his ass is one of the funniest posts I've ever read on on the Siccness. I can't tell if he's being sarcastic, but LMAO!!!!

 

[MizeryMade]

Who the fuck says shit like this or let alone would think to ask this on the fucking Siccness of all places?

marty50 does, DUH

 

[DeepEastBeast]

Damn being called marty50 was already bad enough

 

[DeepEastBeast]

marty50 sound like a decoy name

 

[DeepEastBeast]

marty-5-0? is marty going undercover as a fag on siccness?

 

[MizeryMade]

marty-5-0? is marty going undercover as a fag on siccness?

HE IS A FAG! Ain't shit undercover about that.

 

[Jack Tracks]

martys replies are even worse and the wall butt thing is almost as weird. Its not who you asked Marty and justifying why you cant ask a girl in the real world. Its why the fuck do you care or want to know what your nut tastes like, and nut of other guys with diferent body types and shit. That shit was really weird man.

Thats why everyone is calling you a faggot and Marty McGay... Its not for asking in the sista side its for wanting to know in general.