Tech And Metaphors/Punchlines

[Devilmatic]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Lil Wayne.

"Is there a heaven for a gangsta? No, but there's hell for a faggot,
put on my work outfit, with a belt for my ratchet.
You gon' melt when the gat spit, shoot your mother at the funeral,
she fell in the casket, how convenient is that shit?" - Celph Titled

"Cowards pull tools but scared to take shots,
expected to die soon like Michael J. Fox" - Chino XL

"This whole generation of rappers I wanna erase,
drink a gallon of gas, piss right in they fuckin' face." - Chino XL

"Waiting to make the pearly gates,
fuck 22's, I'll put you in a wheelchair, you'll be on 38's" - Chino XL

"We continue to dis, you discontinue like a J30.
"Money wants you killed", well you better tell cuz,
to rely on M-16s like D12 does." - Esoteric
^^^(M-16s = Em 16's)

 

[rising_tied]

See the metaphors are alright but they get off topic then the end up gay

Yup exactly what i was sayin. That shit yall just posted up made me laugh. im sorry

 

[rising_tied]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Lil Wayne.

"Is there a heaven for a gangsta? No, but there's hell for a faggot,
put on my work outfit, with a belt for my ratchet.
You gon' melt when the gat spit, shoot your mother at the funeral,
she fell in the casket, how convenient is that shit?" - Celph Titled

"We continue to dis, you discontinue like a J30.
"Money wants you killed", well you better tell cuz,
to rely on M-16s like D12 does." - Esoteric
^^^(M-16s = Em 16's)

DEMIGODZ!
A few lines I like form Apathy is
(not 100% accurate) "Im not the kind to wear expensive watches / but I can make a mansion outta Nike boxes"

haha i like that one but ok that was was just clownin.. I like this line too

"Ill hook you up on the IV and not the Roman numeral 4 , but the IV thatll make you hit the funeral floor"

 

[MURK]

you see me? please, im nice as fuck
so sink your teeth in the pcp and bite the dust

 

[CyrusTheVirus]

Your a dumbfuck/ Like retarted group sex - C-Rayz Walz

floss through your hood stack chips by the cases I got more whips than a slavemaster dominatrix - celph titled

spittin at me like a jet-ski go ahead and test me bones crunch like nestle - benefit

my one night stand can make you call the sand man sprung off the first name of the host of american band stand - Tech N9ne

 

[juggalo_smoka]

"I got punch lines like people at the prom waitin' for juice"

"I'm real poor, only chips I'm stackin' is my Pringles
Punch bachelors so I can say I have hit singles"

"Ya strugglin' worse than Big Pun's Pallbearers"

i think q strange has some dope ones, these are all from emcee assualt

 

[MURK]

that prom/punch line shit ive heard a million times by other rappers

 

[TheVille31]

Can yall start puttin the rapper names after. thanks. Niggas used to have everything but freedom/ so now with my White bitChs i give them everything but freedom- wayne. Not sure if thats right but close

 

[Jonah]

best punchlines to me are cassidy, wayne, tonedeff, and copywrite

 

[Soe]

Eminem....

 

[blaccoutt]

brotha linch had a good 1
i run threw hoes like pounds of weed

 

[CyrusTheVirus]

I ain't takin your word man/ just give me all the cash money like birdman - vinnie paz

bring yo best to try and face jakki/ Its like a bowel movement from a clock... wasted time - jakki da motamouth

 

[D-MenTed]

"I put you on A IV But not the Numerial 4 But the Iv that leads To the Funeral Floor" - Apathy

 

[TheVille31]

wayne.....


I pop my trunk and everybody get to running,
the "fireman" bitch like my body in the oven.
I'm one egg short, I'm just tryin to get a dozen.
My name like honey, it got all the bitches buzzing.
The neck of the barrel is so long and narrow,
and it shoot a bunch, you just lunchin and munching like Farrel.
Bloodshot eye's on the sparrow,
I stay high, but on-point like an arrow.
Street nigga baby Im in love with the gravel,
money gives me life like the man with the gavel
I'm straped at home, I'm strapped when i travel
I pop my trunk and make the bitches spread like cattle

"Im not religious but bitches follow me around like they the 12 apostles/
cocaine white on white bentley whiter then the inside of micheal irvin's nostrils/"

"walk around with a mice trap, niggas wit cheese dont like rats"

I got that all black Porsche on them double black buttons
Blendin so good look like im ridin on nothin

Hat full of holes and ya blood on my sneaks
Like these is 650 ya blood too cheap
Me, Im from New Orleans where we hustle in the heat
And enough work will have the cops hustlin for me

This is the year I must excel

Im an all day pleaser, ya boy cant go
He too proud, I go where ya boy cant go


You called the law nigga? You fuckin leech
You saved by the bell, you fuckin Screech

Yeah I know that water get cold, but I dive in it bare
And swim through it alive in the ware
You probably never been to it, so now I dip through it
And they respect me like a pistol I'm hip to it

Hundred shot drum, play em some clip music
I am the drum major, the drum section waitin
All it take is one signal you can get a cadence

Then Im dumpin my scarlet ohara in the canal
Cause Im not gettin caught wit cop paraphernal
Now Im preparin the L, not preparin to fail
Cause my flow is for real like the sahara in hell

Hey Marley twist the weed, Lauren hold the pistol please
Promethazine got me leanin like six degrees

"i ain't trippin nigga, I play the corner like ripkin nigga/
with the 40 cal ripkin nigga, rip a nigga/
flip ya vehicle, split ya windshield/
wack ya baby momma but I let the kid LIVE/
& people say that I am a kid STILL/
cuz the lil nigga still rides on big WHEELS/"


"fu*k around & make ya face crack/
i kno niggaz dat, shoot dope arms lookin like race tracks/
nigga missed a vein in his neck, his whole face fat/"

 

[MURK]

home of jesse owens so its tradition we run tracks - copywrite

beasty.

 

[rising_tied]

"I put you on A IV But not the Numerial 4 But the Iv that leads To the Funeral Floor" - Apathy

I said this one already.. but a few of my words were wrong and i didnt feel like goin back to find the mistakes and correct them. I was too tired.

Just noticed it today. First Verse of Henry the 8th by Army of the Pharoahs. Vinnie Paz.

For Whom the bells toll / vinnie paz i call hell home / put the ratchet to the side of your face like a cell phone

 

[rising_tied]

Yeah I know that water get cold, but I dive in it bare

He only did that cuz Baby was waitin on the other side haha..

Im just clownin man
But yea a few of those are good but some of em are like cmon man.. And that one he made. I dunno WTF he said but i heard him mention Harry Potter. that was pretty much the end of me even TRYING to listen to his shit. But yea some of that shit cool like how did he think of that, but I dont wanna hear it in my music im sorry. I rather hear hard or fast beats with crazy raps, fast breakdowns, maybe fast the whole way through. Then maybe slow it down for a track or 2 but dont get too soft. Just talk tell a story.. I dont like my rapper to just keep tryin to focus on making metaphors and shit. just rap.

 

[TheVille31]

thats your style i guess. I like shit i can relate too. Your music style is totally different than mine besides tech i can already see that.

Lets have a metaphor battle.

 

[Disastxr]

I got that, Shakita banana, clip for the tool
Me the disaster, pity the fool, eat a catastrophe
Swallow the truth, belch reality
How does it taste, Pie to your face, You a bitch nigga
All pussy, stop comin out your lips nigga.

...

 

[DougN9ne]

"and no nigga can fuck with this flow nigga, not my flow nigga, no nigga, no young no old nigga, im cold nigga, ice cold nigga, god flow; i spit bibles nigga"


"... i be wit jim jones and we be 'BALLIN.. BALLIN'.. yeah baby we ballin like Rawlin(g)s and Spaldin(g).."


"live from the five hundred and fo(504)..it's mr. crazy flow.. jumpin like a bunjee; no rope.. even in the dungeon i glow, even if it aint sunny i glow.. if it aint about money i go; no where i'm nailed to the flo(or).. money controls where i go.. it is the sail to my boat.. and its goin down its goin down like theres a whale in the boat.. see you can smell that i smoke / and yup i sip that lean.. you hit me wit that combination it make my eyes bleed.. I'm a shark in the water.. yup i swim with the big.. so i dont have time to deal with; willy the squid.. li-li-lilly pad niggas; l-l-look at the monsta.. y-y-you dont wanna crash like la-la-la bamba (<- lmao).. see its me, ronn-e, n terry.. and my new drop is berry... water-melon-plum.. just call it fruit punch...im a old rapper.. gettin new bucks.. and all you new rappers.. you just new lunch.. flow sick so sick need a doc? yes.. a creature;monster; like the lochness.." - wayne