Tech And Metaphors/Punchlines

[skai21]

I don't think there is a more creative non metaphorical rapper than Tech. Most of what I hear from him comes from life experience so it is hard to do punchlines and metaphors. He is capable though, I have heard him get ill on some freestyle shit.
One of my favorites is.

"I'll feed a dominatrix patient pain pills
Trick the artist formerly known and give him the same slave deal
Lift a couple of Dr. Dre's reels
sell em to Snoop and No Limit Soldiers
so I can see how paid feels"

That's some classic shit
He really is one of the best lyricists in the game today and arguably since Hip-Hop started.

Oh and for you literal cats...I was not referring to that line as a freestyle...just one of my favorite lines from "Twisted"

 

[F-T-9]

MAS

 

[Asmodeus]

Taking form Erics Posts On twisted, ive ALWAYS loved this line.

Ain't giving a
Fuck I'm putting Nair
In your leave in hair conditioner
Now you Hari Krishna (Just so yall know, http://www.hare-krishna.org/)

____________________________

Tie up a muslim and shooth im with liquid pork on Ramadan.

With Force i'll make a christian read theyre kids the necronomicon

ON CHRISTMAS!

That shit got me the first time, Pretty much that whole fucking song got me.

 

[bulletz144]

You could put me with a nazi
whiter then oxy
and he wouldnt wanna box me

 

[Soe]

you can lock me
in a cell with a nazi
whiter then oxy
and he wouldnt wanna box me

 

[Traviz1990]

this aint a metaphor but ive always liked this line

I might be a small cat but I won't use digression hit 'em with a weapon if they stepping all rat 20-11 I make 'em all skat.-Tech N9ne

 

[Luscious7ew]

know its ain't techs but,

"I'll put you in jeoparody like Alex Trebec. you the joker of the game I'm the ace of the deck"

"I've poked more bitches than a wire bra"

"Been in more pussy than a tampon"

"I've been through more shit than a porta-potty cleaner"

"Constapated people got better flow than you"

"I'll hit ya quicker than liquer hits a midget, and don't forget it"

"So many choices, so many voices, like Brick in Anchorman I'm screaming loud noises"

I made all these punchlines up, what u think??

 

[NZTECHFAN]

Luscious7ew those are pretty witty haha

Chec mine yo

"my lyrics eat at ya brain, i call it food for thought"

"my thoughts are darker than flava flavs skin tone"

"hot lyrics outta underground my boys call me geiser"

"im cuttin the street with my can, call it the graff anatomy"

"Her love is like a plague , no surviviors,
she on top of that hill and im just one of the climbers,
tryna conker the wall, and collect my prize, her love is blind so i correct my eyes,
im deep in her, but my feelings are shallow, tryna recolect my thoughts but my thoughts are mellow"

Just a couple from the songs i made

 

[Asmodeus]

"Constapated people got better flow than you"
+1

"my lyrics eat at ya brain, i call it food for thought"
+1

Actually almost all of NZTECH's!

 

[Luscious7ew]

NZTECH those are REALLY good

oh and I forgot one "My flows are like the axe effect, take a chick out for dinner, make her pick up the check"

 

[NZTECHFAN]

NZTECH those are REALLY good

oh and I forgot one "My flows are like the axe effect, take a chick out for dinner, make her pick up the check"

How old are you bro?

 

[Luscious7ew]

20 Im old , nothing too amazing for my age

 

[MURK]

know its ain't techs but,

"I'll put you in jeoparody like Alex Trebec. you the joker of the game I'm the ace of the deck"

"I've poked more bitches than a wire bra"

"Been in more pussy than a tampon"

"I've been through more shit than a porta-potty cleaner"

"Constapated people got better flow than you"

"I'll hit ya quicker than liquer hits a midget, and don't forget it"

"So many choices, so many voices, like Brick in Anchorman I'm screaming loud noises"

I made all these punchlines up, what u think??

not impressed

 

[L3tha1 D0se]

Would... "kicking it like a donkey, swinging like a monkey count?"

 

[rising_tied]

Would... "kicking it like a donkey, swinging like a monkey count?"

lol ... yes i think it would

 

[Luscious7ew]

I forget which song it is , I think it's Questions, but I always liked the metaphore, "did you know boy, tech N9ne hot like a dragon" or something like that

 

[jorge]

"can you fathom or imagine what its like
to one of the baddest spit like a dragon when on the mike"

X-Clan - Respect ft. Tech N9ne

but yeah lew youre right too

punchlines are pretty cheap shit to me, i like em, but when people run out its really sad to see that comparing shit is all they can do

 

[DaSlacker]

Similes use "like" or "as" or "resembles", etc... Mataphors compare two unrelated things.

ie. Metaphor - Tech N9ne is the Charlie Parker of rap
ie. Simile - I kick back like a pissed off bull, or, I got more hoes than a fire truck

 

[TechsRipgut]

bump...we should continue this thread

 

[kennessy]

see me- come tight like a pig in a bikini, PLEASE. damn near everything he says is a similee or a metaphore of some kind. hes almost ALWAYS got another word for somn. how could u miss em thats all there is.