Tax Stimulus Payment Schedule!!! Give me my gov'ment Cheese bitches!

[CHAPO GUZMAN]

fuckin IRS is about as reliable as a crackhead. But when you're late and fuck up, it's your ass!

 

[Dirt E. Needlez]

my bread getting stale, my milk is chunky, my water dont work, im stealin a net signal from my neighbors and i got bootleg power from the extension cord
i ate salt for breakfast and a mayo sandwich without bread for lunch and im hurtin


GIMME MY MONEY MOFO'S

 

[CHAPO GUZMAN]

lol thats some somalian shit right there. I got some canned food i can throw ur way shit.

 

[albundy]

i still aint got my shit and i was pose to get it today

 

[Palmer]

i still aint got my shit and i was pose to get it today

Really??? That sucks, I got mine this morning. Call them hoes up.

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

I got an e-mail from Turbo Tax keeping me up-to-date on the check. I wont get mine for another month.

Gayness.

 

[CHAPO GUZMAN]

Yeah turbo tax said if you used your tax return to pay for tax preperation fees you'd get yours in the mail instead of direct deposit. So in other words.. i wont get mine til june 13th. Fuck it.. oh well.

this is the schedule theyre saying if you did the above mentioned:

00-09 may 16th

10-18 may 23rd

19-25 may 30th

26-38 june 6th

39-51 june 13th

52-63 june 20th

64-75 june 27th

76-87 july 4th

88-99 july 11th

 

[Nuttkase]

I got mine like three weeks ago. Half of it went into my Roth IRA and the other half I'm still trying to think of something to buy with it.

 

[fillyacup]

^^^ Hey drunk dude, look at the first post. lol

lol, whoops

 

[Gas One]

just got my shit hella late in the mail..600 bucks tho so fuck yea and plus i get paid this week...good deal i thought i was gonna get some janky amount

might have to cop that wii or that xbox 360i cant choose i aint even trippin offa gta 4...might have to cop that wii im feelin them games altough halo would be nice..mario galaxy is my shit

 

[All 4 the Bay]

fuck the economy! I lost my $600 gambling. Fuck the IRS! Fuck this rebate!

 

[28g w/o the bag]

fuckin IRS is about as reliable as a crackhead. But when you're late and fuck up, it's your ass!

for real, i didn't get shit yet

::

 

[MDebruce]

still aint got mine

 

[Gas One]

my mom got 43 dollars back from the stimulus check and was pissed..shit was lightweight funny...i told her i got 6 hun she was like "whoopdie doo..."

my chicks giving me the wii to borrow so fuck it imma take the 600 and move into a new apartment..

 

[ColdBlooded]

I was supposed to get mine two weeks ago. Got a letter from the IRS saying "don't worry some day we'll get this to you. when? we don't know, but we are hoping you'll die before we have to pay you."

 

[ColdBlooded]

I got mine like three weeks ago. Half of it went into my Roth IRA and the other half I'm still trying to think of something to buy with it.

smartass

 

[MOREBASS]

Finally got my shit today in the mail ! I think I was literally the last muthafucka in the United States to get my shit ! LOL...oh well...got an extra $900 to blow.

Thanks Uncle Sam !

 

[Stalka All Day]

Finally got my shit today in the mail ! I think I was literally the last muthafucka in the United States to get my shit ! LOL...oh well...got an extra $900 to blow.

Thanks Uncle Sam !

take me to red lobster...
we can grub on some skrimps!

 

[smittycal]

I still havent seen my money yet. I got my letter tho so I guess it should come by this weekend....sucks tho I already have the cash spent before I get it...its going right back to uncle sam since I owe a little taxes still and got that bitch Salley Mae to pay back

 

[nastyfresh21]

Finally got my shit today in the mail ! I think I was literally the last muthafucka in the United States to get my shit ! LOL...oh well...got an extra $900 to blow.

Thanks Uncle Sam !

yeah, got my letter saying i should have it already, last week...hopefully the check is here this week...