Tattoo Thread

[DFDoom]

You are a vile being.

 

[Spooky 1987]

I'm disgusting in all ways, shapes, and forms.

 

[DFDoom]

I couldn't agree more.

 

[Spooky 1987]

This place is not poppin'

I contemplate going to Church, but often feel there is no possible way that I belong there.

I contemplate going to see strippers, but feel I will be re-disappointed and lose half a paycheck on lap dances.

I contemplate other stuff, but this sounds too much like a confessional.

 

[DFDoom]

Lack of tattoos. Illusion of virginal skin.
[...this being the TATTOO thread and all.]

 

[Spooky 1987]

That shirt is UN-FUCKING-SAT sailor.

 

[DFDoom]

What's wrong with white T's?

 

[Spooky 1987]

I already told you.

Virginity factor.
I feel nothing even remotely virgin.

BTW I got extra cammies if you ever wanna play dress up.

 

[DFDoom]

My culo is too big for your cammies, homie.

 

[Spooky 1987]

The top and the cap.

 

[DFDoom]

Pffft.

PASS.

 

[Spooky 1987]

Why nots?

 

[DFDoom]

Not my bag.

 

[Spooky 1987]

What? that made no fucking sense.

Not my job.

 

[DFDoom]

To say something isn't your "bag" means that it's not your "thing"

 

[Spooky 1987]

Who the fuck understands this shit?

 

[DFDoom]

Everyone but you.

 

[Spooky 1987]

Sorry I don't keep up with retarded slang.
I have more pressing issues.

:shrug:

 

[DFDoom]

Lol @ retarded slang.

That term has been around since before you were born.

 

[Spooky 1987]

Yet you're the only one saying and using it like that. Odd.

I have never in my entire life heard or even seen someone on the intranet use that shit like that.