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i might be kinda late but im gonna post it anyways cause its goog information. you all have heard the rumors but i found the proof that it's true. even came across this study that was conducted to prove it, spread the good news

Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women

Thursday, October 2, 2003 Posted: 9:19 AM EDT (1319 GMT)

(AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.

In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.

"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. B.J. Sooner of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurance of breast cancer in women."

The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.

"Only with regular performance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Inserta Shafteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research.

In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute.

Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.

"This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said.

Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly.

"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.

Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers.

The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not. The group of women who had performed fellatio had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent.

"The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause."
 
Sep 28, 2004
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Haha, this was posted before. it's made up. Did you notice the doctor's names?

Dr. B.J. Sooner? Dr. Inserta Shafteer? Dr. Len Lictepeen?

Haha, it's been proven to be made up for quite some time. If you cut and paste any portion of it into google, you'll find that there's numerous sites that state that.
 
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if you believe in the organic substances of food to be nutritious what's the difference between cum and fruit juice? We need hormons to have some functionalities to our bodies...cum might be an additive in enhancing certain physical or mental capabilities to the body.

I believe it.
 
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Merciedez said:
if you believe in the organic substances of food to be nutritious what's the difference between cum and fruit juice? We need hormons to have some functionalities to our bodies...cum might be an additive in enhancing certain physical or mental capabilities to the body.

I believe it.
Opening sequence of commercial:

" Say, Susie, whatcha drinkin? I notice there's a lot of vitamin information on that juice box!!"

" Why, this is Botts Fresh Squeezed Man Juice. Care for a try?"

" Hm! Salty but satifying! I should get a bottle of this for the house!"

Cue corny, family music and women drinking from their little boxes of juice while having a silent conversation.

End commercial.
 
Sep 28, 2004
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2-0-Sixx said:
And the best source for this magically delicious protein is through my meat straw. Crow?
lmfao at "meat straw". Isn't Lucky Charms "magically delicious"? Are you equating your proteins to Lucky Charms? Do you have a catchy jingle that you sing? Is there a pot of gold at the end of the meat straw?
 
May 13, 2002
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Protein charms. They’re magically delicious!
Pink Pleasure Pouches, and yellow mouths, orange artificially tanned asses, and green condoms, me leaves me pot of protein in all of them! That’s me Protein charms! They’re magically delicious!

 
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Opening sequence of commercial:

" Say, Susie, whatcha drinkin? I notice there's a lot of vitamin information on that juice box!!"

" Why, this is Botts Fresh Squeezed Man Juice. Care for a try?"

" Hm! Salty but satifying! I should get a bottle of this for the house!"

Cue corny, family music and women drinking from their little boxes of juice while having a silent conversation.

End commercial.

lol...i wouldn't take it that far...still too funny!
 
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2-0-Sixx said:
Protein charms. They’re magically delicious!
Pink Pleasure Pouches, and yellow mouths, orange artificially tanned asses, and green condoms, me leaves me pot of protein in all of them! That’s me Protein charms! They’re magically delicious!

Haha orange artificially tanned asses. The best. And there's a prize in every box!
" My box of Protein Charms smells funny...."
" Mine is vibrating..."
" Mine is leaking..."
 
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CannibalCrow said:
Haha orange artificially tanned asses. The best. And there's a prize in every box!
" My box of Protein Charms smells funny...."
" Mine is vibrating..."
" Mine is leaking..."
I thought "Pink Pleasure Pouches" was the best, but whateva.

Oooh, we could have "Frosted Face" with Tony on the box With Skeet! Skeet! in funny text in the background and tony saying, "GRRRRREAT!"
 
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As an artist, I feel obligated to draw some of these terrible products. I kind of imagined for "Frosted Face", this cartoon bimbo with a "frosted face" haha and she's saying, GRRRREEEATTTT!!! Lucky Protein Charms requires some thought on what the box cover would be...
 
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As an artist, you ARE obligated to draw these images and post them on the sicc!! If you've ever wondered what your purpose in life is, wonder no longer...this is it!

I really like the dumb bimbo for Frosted Face. I'm brainstorming here, but something that comes to mind is "Got Protein" and show some slutty lookin broad with Protein Charms™ on her upper lip…but then again so many people ripped off the got milk thing.

Perhaps we could even do a Protein restaurent chain!
-Sausage InMuffin with Protein
-Pigs in a blanket w/protien
-McProteinFlurry

The possibilities are endless
 

Dana Dane

RIP Vallejo Kid
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I have never seen 2-0-sixx relate to someone as much as he relates to the Crow. I am amazed and astounded.

Also, I think the new name for Adrians 'manhood' 'is Dr. .Lictepeen....Dr. Lictepeen, Paging Dr. Lictepeen. Dr. Litepeen to the Cervix, STAT!
 
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Da6Footah said:
I have never seen 2-0-sixx relate to someone as much as he relates to the Crow. I am amazed and astounded.




I was just gonna say...........



"Manjuice... it brings people together."
 

Dana Dane

RIP Vallejo Kid
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2-0-Sixx said:
haha, aye da crow is a comrade of mine. Da6Footah, I can relate to you too. You just need some Protein Charms© in your life
Shit, I'm married.....I only get Forsted Face when we are REaLLY drunk!