Owen "What the heck" Beck
"The New Ray Robinson" (for the simple fact the guy could never live up to Sugar Ray Robinson and he sucks).
Anthony 'Sugar Ray Clay Jones Jr.' Small (wtf!?!)
Nate "Galaxxy Warrior" Campbell. That shit sounds super gay
Paul 'I know, you know, we know' Goodwin. That's probably the worst.
Ruslan "The White Tyson" Chagaev