My boss is a hard worker and I respect him. So I won't be stealing from work. I'll steal my punk ass coworkers money out her purse though. Bitch, get a locker... Chonked!
I think I'm gonna steal my computer from my desk... This way I get a free computer, and also I won't be able to do shit at work until my new computer is hooked up and all my access is up and running... That will take at least a day or two